Ronaldo

He's got to be better than Elliot, man.

In 1998?

Nor do I, but at least there's ambition in playing for certain PL and LL clubs.

After we were beaten by Reading what was your stance on relegation? 'We need players or we're down'?

You make it sound noble, Baba. Playing in a second-rate league because teams offered the most money.

Are you still interested in Fellaini?

You did, Kanji. You beautiful genius.

Has it been conveniently forgotten that we were looking like certs to go down before we bought heavily in January?

The irony here.

I hope his legal team shaft him for every penny and he ends up scrubbing toilets where he belongs.

I love the Ancelotti system but it relies a little too much on the unreliable in our case. With another couple of players brought in I'd love to see it at SJP though.

He was good for us. Wouldn't want him starting in an ideal world but he's the 3rd best ST we've had in our books post-Carroll after Ba and Cisse. Would've been a great option to have last season.

Aye. We were utter shite when he was starting games, like.

Unless we want to win.

He'd work better than anyone else we have there.

Marveaux should never be given that responsibility. He's a must against teams we need to open up and is obviously a better player than some who consistently start.

Hatem's injury prone, and Marveaux, as much as I think his left foot is the best weapon at the club, is Mr Glass.

Oh, I thought you were replying to Kanji. Apologies. Ikon, you're being silly.

No.

Of course he's prone to injury, man.

True, but nobody suggested that.

Best made plenty of goals with his presence, running, clever touches and unselfishness. Cisse would get far more with Best next to him, that's for sure.

Canny squad player but no more than that. We were 3rd with him starting every game. Some squad player. And don't give me any shit about Ryan Taylor or Danny Simpson. Best was vital to the way we played in the first third of the season.

Ba will never play better football than when he had Best alongside him, that's for sure.

Absolutely. What a ridiculous tattoo.