Ronaldo

Yes.

Aye, OK. And Mourinho would turn Perch into Zidane.

Great midfielders have technical attributes that Tiote can't come near, man.

Nobody has a clue about our players, even the likes of Keegan and Shearer who you'd expect to follow us.

Thick as shit but still the best defender at the club if Colo leaves.

I remember watching it over and over in my fucking student flat in Boro telling every cunt who'd listen that Owen and Luque up front would have us finishing 4th.

By contrast Albert Luque's YT vid looked like an amalgamation of Maradona and Cantona.

In high heels.

Think you mean the Euro Arshavin, dude.

Don't really like him but he'd be OK for a club like Fulham who'd be happy to surround him with what he needs to function.

Shearer was just technically a far better footballer and a far better man.

It's not really about routines either, tbh. It's mostly about good delivery and players who want to attack the ball.

Didn't start and score in a PL game in the last 4 and a half years of his career - in the PL. Proper poacher, like.

No ticky, no laundry.

What, do you got your period?

We just need to boycott every game till he gets the boot.

I can only imagine how much of an alpha male Luke Edwards was when he had acne.

If this squad is crap i hate to know what you think of all our other squads post Sir Bobby..... The squad is far from crap its just poorly coached and poorly managed. I weep to think how good this team would be under half-decent management. It would be mid-table with more goals conceded than scored. Weep weep.

In terms of what?

Very talented footballers and one player who averages double figures in a season. The squad is fucking crap.

Please. As a football owner Ashley's an unambitious loser and it's reflected on each of the last 6 seasons.

Meaning we should spend £15m on an injury prone scruff or? He isn't injury prone. Even based on his West Ham form Carroll would absolutely stroll into our side and look bloody good in it.

That'd be a neat trick, dude.

Yes.