Ronaldo

Probably doesn't help that the mongs in the corner sing his name every game.

3 defensive mids, not 2.

3 defensive midfielders at home, just like WBCP said. This goes beyond incompetence. We can't stand for it any longer.

This is like watching us.

Fuck.

And that's why he's the best player in the PL.

Man. That was terrible keeping and you know it. Come on.

And I've been proved right yet again.

And little chance of us signing them.

I really want us to sign Carroll now.

He runs his bollocks off, has been criminally misused this season and is probably chiefly responsible for us staying up, yet to read this thread you'd think there was actually bad feeling towards him. Embarrassing, even if it is only one person.

Just doesn't work like that, though.

I've been thinking that since the Sunderland game, tbh. It's like a balloon waiting to burst.

Love to see how well Inzaghi would do with Jonas and Gouffran supplying his service.

The PR is on behalf of Cunts 1 & 2.

It most likely will be in 15 years.

We need to act if he's stil in a job come midsummer, and when I say 'we' I don't mean the two cunts who've caused this mess.

Yes to the two above. I can't help thinking that he'd take a lot from getting such an award, too. And let's be fucking honest, we're a lot better off with a more confident Cisse than a more confident Santon etc.

Albert Albert Luque wears gloves.

That's sarcasm, right?

How many good corners have we seen this season, though? Very, very few with Cabaye over them.

I've heard worse descriptions, to be fair.

Carroll's as unselfish as they come.