Ronaldo

Yeah, though you can say that about a hell of a lot of CBs, actually. Good player, like.

Probably.

And that's him arriving at Old Trafford to play.

Urgh. One of my biggest regrets, seeing them two needlessly deprived of the chance to form a proper partnership.

The FM references are lost on me, like.

Oh absolutely. I just meant that if Pardew is to stay we badly need someone to fill that massive void that exists, mainly due to his inability to set us up to attack teams. That's before we even go into the problem with set-pieces.

Utd are usually just incredibly good at soaking up pressue and attacking in the right way (ie targeting the right weakness) at the right time in games. If they're drawing away from home with 20-25 minutes left they always absolutely throw the kitchen sink at teams, gotta respect them for that.

Yet Carver was our assistant manager under Sir Bobby......admittedly Sir Bobby was vastly superior manager but i would have thought if Carver was a weak link, Sir Bobby wouldn't have had him as his numer two. Fwiw. Whoever's responsible for the attacking play in training is very obviously a weak link, tbh. Carver's a Terry Mac type you'd think. We need an attacking coach, no doubt.

Perhaps. It's just never happened in the PL.

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What a fucking player Aguero is, man.

Would've been the greatest save in history if he'd kept that out.

Immature as it gets but really tickled me: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/quiz/are-you-a-mackem/

It improves with every reading, tbh.

One of them would've been benched anyway with Bellamy fit.

Aye. He's needed a decent rest for a while.

Give iz a break, I live down here. All I hear in relation to football is 'united' and 'cit-eh'.

Shame, he's fucking wank. Probably better than whoever replaces him, though. Guessing, obviously.

Not signed his first "proper" contract yet has he? If so I can't imagine he will be on much. Indeed, not much if his kitchen gives us owt to go on.

I hate wanting Utd to win.

That should be his avatar. Either this is perfect example of the weak/disenfranchised hunting in packs or the point made has been spectacularly misinterpreted. Either way, have fun.

It's daft, don't get me wrong, but this derby's about as sinister as a church picnic compared to ours.

Even out of the responsive context it's pretty relevant when you consider the changes in playing staff since January. Even Dave agreed that Pardew could be more fairly judged when the signings we needed were actually made. Irrelevant bollocks, though. Right.

Not when it's a rebuttal to a post suggesting our recent form is no better than overall form this season. Try to keep up.

9p from last 5 is 13th form. That averaged over a season is about 57 points. We got 5th with less than that in 2004.