Ronaldo

Looks like a second-class achievement to that lot of fucking cunts, though.

Certainly would have its merits, but there's also the downside to think about in terms of losing an extra man out of the midfield, etc. I'd find it difficult to shed tears for that, like. I only really have faith in 3 midfielders. One of whom (Marveaux) will probably only be good to start 15 games, for various reasons.

I tell you what, for an 'athletic' bunch there's very few of them who seem to be able to last 90 minutes.

Horrendously basic but you're effectively killing 3 important birds with 1 stone: more chances for Cisse, a counter to high pressure stuff that has us all at sea and far more effective set pieces.

By nice I mean someone who seems to get on well with all the players as opposed to someone like say Souness where factions developed. He seems to do well on that front it's the rest of it which is starting to raise questions. You'll find long term that he has had a major bust up with Coloccini despite the nonsense that is being spouted about back injuries and so forth. One player who clearly wants to be somewhere else anyway? Yep, correct and I can assure you it's because of a Mr. A. Pardew and nobody else. How do you know?

By nice I mean someone who seems to get on well with all the players as opposed to someone like say Souness where factions developed. He seems to do well on that front it's the rest of it which is starting to raise questions. You'll find long term that he has had a major bust up with Coloccini despite the nonsense that is being spouted about back injuries and so forth. One player who clearly wants to be somewhere else anyway?

Eh?

Yeah well we're at the point now that he's hurting us so much the rest doesn't matter.

Generally he's a decent ambassador for the club, obviously works his nuts off and the players all seem to really like him.

I think the type of striker for me has a lot to do with the other purchases, if there are other purchases. We need 2 new players who'll contribute to set pieces for me.

Tooj, who would you sign to complement the attack next season, out of curiosity?

Ugh, I hate being owned. We should all know by now that Cheick Tiote's no.1 fan thinks it's too obvious to say more creativity and goals are needed.

Yeah, that's off the mark.

What's funny about that? He's just not very bright, bless him.

It can only be Cisse or Krul having thought about it a little.

He's had 2 and a half good months, man.

The problem with goals and creativity - from set pieces and in open play - is the main thing than needs to be sorted in the summer.

Yep. Fucking horrible.

Santon or Raylor, man. Come on.

Well that's the problem with the rule about the referee having dealt with the incident at the time. It should be changed, but it doesn't make this ban wrong. Do you think biting somebody is 7 games worse than breaking their leg? Depends how the leg was broken. Recklessness will never really have parity with intent to do harm.

The 11/12 review is atonishingly bad considering how fantastic the season was. Glad I didn't actually pay for one.

That is a thing of beauty. With a NUFC player avatar. Who's that? Juventus.

You're joking, aren't you? The only time his shoulder will be under any threat from our lot is when Shola asks for his shirt at the end of the game.

No, I don't think anybody is advocating that at this stage. Just saying, like Routledge, we could've done with him at times this season.