Ronaldo

Indeed.

Dude, he's our best player and a great player on his day, but you need to quit this OTT rubbish. You were comparing him with Van Persie before. Best player in 20 years. I don't see what's funny about that. I'd say the last twenty years the top three players we've had talent/technique wise has been Beardsley, Ginola and Ben Arfa. To suggest he's a better player than Shearer and Pedro is silly and you know it.

Dude, he's our best player and a great player on his day, but you need to quit this OTT rubbish. You were comparing him with Van Persie before.

I love Anita to step up because Tiote isn't the long term answer.

I'd managed to blank that out of my memory. What a complete f***ing arsehole Funnily enough that's not how Hatem sees it.

Basically.

Brilliant.

Should give him a funny hat to wear.

I see. He'll be starting at CB soon, man. No doubt.

I like him with a gut.

Real Gangstas would have £50s, blud.

In terms of location, sure. I'd kick around Australia for a few years before I'd consider moving to the states. Don't think anywhere compares to the States if you're if you're settling down, like.

Which two were offside last season? Bolton?

I quite liked that.

It really is. We're not in 1993 anymore. It's more 1995 tbh.

It won't. We've spent long enough with a RB incapable of making an impact with the ball. MYM is a CB. As for Metalist, the same back 5 should be capable of restricting them to 1 goal, which I think will see us through. We'll see.

Serious?

Jenas' birthday too, don't forget.

2 of those 4 good players can't play.

Yes.

Pretty sure he did with Cole and Yorke. Yep. But we all know Fergie is going senile. He has simply forgot about that. Old t***. Old b******.

He's started how many league games since September '10? If he plays enough he'll get in the team.

Pretty sure he did with Cole and Yorke.

He has a wonderful name, especially for a Frenchman. Really rolls off the tongue.

Goodness gracious me.