Ronaldo

How many fouls does Shola want to give away, man? Useless.

I'm out of breath, just ran round the whole house hitting stuff.

Madras and his vast knowledge of Ligue 1 again. I'm out.

no reason it shouldn't be cabaye and anita. Cabaye and Anita are too naturally static and diminutive for the role.

Marveaux's never a box-to-box type in a million years. We do need one, badly.

He's always been greedy but he seems especially reluctant to give it to Cisse.

They're all contradicting what Pardew's just told them. Idiots.

Good stuff.

He's a salesman. Wouldn't make any sense to do the moaning himself.

It's more like 2%, and even then he's merely doing what he's paid to do 100% of the time. Useless cunt that he is.

I miss Leon.

Obviously it's a stupid thing to say, but when Shola Ameobi's your competition for the central spot it's fair to say the playing field has changed, like.

Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody Tune. I'm suddenly really really happy.

Don't think Ba is the problem, rather the people he surrounds himself with. So he is the problem, then?

I really do hope we avoid personalities like Ba from now on. Not that these cunts every really learn their lessons.

p*ss off.

About Higuain? Doesn't look like it.

This for me. 79 games in total. Did he come off the bench 14 times or is someone telling fibs?

Completely accurate though. You've not seen much of him, then. I've seen plenty of him, thanks. Clearly not enough. Mole's post is pretty accurate so I won't bother going over old ground.

The way he reacted to getting the captaincy makes it a one horse race. What the fuck was Keegan actually thinking?

Owen. Useless and gutless.

Sarcasm?

Colo. Love Hatem but half a good season pales in comparison to what Colo's given us. Hatem may be the answer in 2 years, though.

Indeed. Hope it's his last.

The Tiote to Man U rubbish is still being peddled? Just stop it, mate. At the time you (and many others) looked daft. Now you look stark raving bonkers. Tiote's frankly a lucky boy to be at a club like ours, and we're the best it'll ever get for him.