Ronaldo

He was sent off? Get in! Made my day. Didn't watch it when I saw him and his equally useless brother on the team sheet.

Not 10 years back they weren't. Don't exaggerate.

Doubt it, given the fact he was basically thrown out of the club and told to piss off.

2003.

It's presumably the same dad that implored him to stay with us less than a year ago. Sounds like someone's making it up, or something's drastically changed.

Not my favourite person at the moment and frankly I've just about had enough of him, but Christ he looked so bloody handsome in his presser yesterday afternoon. A very good looking man.

Says it all that I'm pleasantly surprised there's a genuine intention to replace Ba.

Hmmm. Wasn't expecting that thread title.

And 3 times, shame on both of us. Cunts.

4 moving to 5 for me.

Don't know how anyone could be friends with cunts like that. Worst of the worst.

He'd love every second of it.

Berbatov had a very nice turn of pace and still is hardly slow.

See, those are players who can play the role but exist far beyond the stereotype. Berbatov and Jason Roberts are two more.

Don't remember the chap's name but he registered a few weeks back, posted some reall insightful stuff then spoiled himself by insisting that everyone surely knows Ashley is doing a good good. There are others.

Who was having a go at him?

Odd thing to say. Name a target man around who is quick, Drogba was the only one in recent years and he had much more to his game than your standard target man. Target men barely exist anymore, man. But there are players who can play the role who have a nice turn of pace. Why wouldn't they?

Odd thing to say.

Bit like saying when a penalty is kicked through the middle and the goalkeeper picks a side he should have stayed in the middle. Except a penalty is taken from 12 yards out and a keeper usually has no option but to guess. Silly post, man. Sorry.

And wide right. And through the middle.

Yep. Could've done better, but there you go.

Ridiculous comment. Yep. And like you'd buy a new forward then play Marveaux instead, ffs.

Allardyce to his credit wanted nowt to do with Shola. Same with Keegan.

He's just as bad with him. I can't get over how many excuses are made for players.