Ronaldo

So you agree, then.

I do hope Sammy seriously bulks up, but not to anywhere near the extent Shola has. It partially ruined him, basically.

And virtually all of last season.

Scholes Correct, if that's what you consider Scholes to be. As a box-to-box player Keane is the best the PL has ever seen, certainly.

Boils my piss when I hear about local lads being 'up for it'. Like it makes any difference whatsoever to proper professionals.

Probably rejected him because he was just under 5'4".

Think Mick is about right. As strikers go he's not average, though; average strikers have a bit of goal threat about them.

Utter utter nutters.

Gosling will step up. All about Bigi Couldn't agree more.

Quite funny this, given how much Demba's being using Twitter to depict Senegal in a positive light.

It was Barry's penalty miss that accomplished that. I remember being actually p*ssed off when it went over. God, I hated that useless c*** (Souness).

Gosling will step up.

Drogba is such a great man.

There's no reason we can't play both and alternate them in a 4-3-3.

Did that actually happen?

Was just thinking the same. What would put you off anyway, his beard?

This is rubbish.

There's a Ronaldo up there, too? Christ.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-wonga-shirt-sponsors-spark-1367970 labour MP with a pair of platinum tickets. what a c*** he sounds, complaining about this deal. aye, spending his wage on something he likes, what a c*** Ian Lavery's a total joker:

How could anyone not like Benitez, man?

I'd play Obertan and Hatem either side of Ba for this one. No reason Shola and Cisse can't be introduced fairly early in the second half if it's not working.

Ba was just absolutely knackered at the end of last season. The same will happen this campaign, by the way.