Ronaldo

Yeah, York's taking rubbish there, like.

Strange comment. Cisee in particular is brilliant in the air. He's good, mainly because of his movement. But from corners and the likes, they don't have the height to cause any real problems aerially. Both are taller than Shearer, who was a menace from corners. Our corners are usually just crap and/or aimed at Mike 'get rid of it' Williamson.

Strange comment. Cisee in particular is brilliant in the air.

Just saying.

With Routledge and Ben Arfa on the wings.

It's there 90% of the time.

Been a while since I've said this about one of our departing players but I sincerely hope he does very well, and gets that first England cap.

I'm often one of Jonas' biggest critics on here in a sense, but he's obviously a key, key member of the squad - especially off the pitch.

"Yeah, but he’s finished revamping it now. So, give him a painting of a Spitfire and let him go."

"You've got the common touch."

Alternatively, Tooj, watch the last episode of I'm Alan Partridge (S1).

Fascinating.

Burn.

That's a bit of a stupid thing to say, given the fact our defence was just about the strongest part of the side that season (03-04).

Alan Smith's a Gers fan. He may end up there, seeing as the Scottish 3rd division is about his level.

Carroll was in the Metro today. My mum (for whatever reason) got her pic taken with him. He even showed her how to use one of the features of her iPhone.

Inter. Pedant. Must admit, I can't stand people calling Inter 'Milan' or Milan 'AC Milan'.

Xisco will be expected back too.

I've always had a feeling he'd end up at Barca. I'll be getting the shirt, like.

Have I missed somat here? What's with these references to me and Pirlo?

Just imagine if it was us and Sunderland. You would just go and support them as the local team then? Thats not what i'm talking about. I'm talking about the fans from all over Scotland who follow one of celtic or rangers instead of their local side. Rangers fans can go die in a fire for all i care about them. That's strange. I've only heard that expression used once before - and it was by a Gers fan.

May be an exaggeration, that. Not really. If Morrisey was into buggering kids instead of men, you know fine well Joey would be on the first flight to Vietnam.

Might as well have let his tyres down while they were at it. Pathetic.

'We're releasing a statement in relation to Joey Barton being a nutter.'