Ronaldo

Actually looks more like Pardew from a distance.

Yeah, it's ridiculous. He's just not built for 90 minutes of Premier League football on a regular basis. He's basically been running on almost empty for 2 months.

Ronaldo and objectivity when it comes to Peter Lovenkrands.. I've already listed his strong points. If you want me to pretend he's anything near a good footballer you're the one with issues.

Ba shouldn't have started, tbh.

A couple of things at both ends of the second half were thrown at him. One landed just short of the netting and another went over his head. Didn't see who it was but it seemed to be from central and slightly right in the lower tier.

Was a little disappointed, but not at all surprised to see two objects thrown at Joe Hart in the 2nd half. Cunts.

He is fucking class.

Yeah, Santon's pretty special.

They needed someone to blame for Stevie G being crap.

Milked it like fuck? It's likely to be his last time the SJP pitch, and he wanted to say bye.

With good reason. If you're not constantly on the front foot he's obsolete.

Being objective, when he was at us in the Championship he was younger, took penalties and played in the best team in the league by a mile, which amounted to a little over 10 goals. Boro should stay clear.

Eh? That would've been basically mathematically impossible. Unless you're arguing that Tevez is so much better than (22 goal) Balotelli, City would be awarded 4 points every time they won with him in the side. Seriously, I think some of you dedicate half your lives to devising stupid criticisms. City will likely finish on 89 points from 38 games, man.

Top bloke and although we were (incredibly) his second choice on two occasions, his attitude has been spot on in our colours. A poor player, though. Not made for anything near this level.

Don't think any of them are 'brilliant squad players' like. Perch might just be I suppose, Shola's a good sub option and Raylor looks OK when somebody else does his job for him.

Let's hope that's reduced to 13 after their next game.

Pressed the return key.

Man Utd winning it through conning refs every other week is hardly good for football either, like.

Bolton have been absolutely dreadful at home, like. A couple of their fans I spoke to in the barbers said to an extent they wanted to go down so they'd see a win once in a while.

I think he's blown hot and cold all season, tbh. I love him as a bloke and as an athlete but he's an average, average footballer on his best day.

Just gotta aim for 5th now.

He's done OK at times. Not my type of player at all, but each to their own.

Depends if there's a Tiote alongside him. Sometimes we need both, often we don't, frankly

Yeah, then hopefully the mackems beat United.

Giggs too.