Ronaldo

Hope that's all true, like. Santon replacing Simpson at RB would instantly make us stronger going forward.

It's a pretty tough call? Cisse's weaker foot is far better than Shearer's. On the deck you'd take Cisse every single time.

Every single person should stay. If any cunts leaves in front of me they better have a wife in labour or a similar excuse.

19 points more than last season's total, man.

Started it all.

Be such a fitting end to the last 3 years since that gorgeous day at Villa if we qualified.

The reference to us lot as having 'delusions of grandeur' has stuck in my head for years, for some reason. It used to make me angry, but in the last few months it's made me smile. Whatever happens in the next 10 days, we've stuck it up so many people this season. It feels bloody good. Really fucking good.

I was on the verge of dialing 999 just before Cisse got the second.

My heart, man. This is torture.

Get in Bolton!

That was deliberate, like.

Oh good, this useless knacker again.

I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now.

Why are they stopping there?

How good is Santon, man. Him on the right and Pieters on the left = heaven.

Just what I was thinking. Convinced it was, like. No Englishman would be daft enough to wear a blazer in amongst that lot.

Was that Oldtype?

What a fucking goal, man.

Only took him 3 minutes to get booked.

It wasn't a night, like. And shut up about Mourinho, please!

Missed that.

Ridiculous, we don't have a capable replacement. A capable replacement for a player who can't run? Best would be a better option right now. Ba is obviously the better player but he's a spent force this campaign. Would he f***. We'll see. I'd rather a player who can at least run and trap the ball occasionally. Haven't seen much of it from Demba in the last few games and we can't afford a luxury at Stamford Bridge. Obviously I hope you're right. Prove me wrong, Demba.

Ridiculous, we don't have a capable replacement. A capable replacement for a player who can't run? Best would be a better option right now. Ba is obviously the better player but he's a spent force this campaign.