Ronaldo

Carrying a head like yours around all day must be bad for your neck like. Nah. It came with a big neck.

Hated that song. It worked for Arne Riise but nobody else.

Worried for my health tomorrow.

We need Perch to scramble one over the line in the 94th.

He's rarely a complete and utter liability, but he's without doubt the weakest link and has a questionable attitude.

Yeah, statistically Williamson is better than Colo too.

I don't hate him. In fact I'd actually quite like him to stay, however it's patently clear he's the weak link in our team and we should be either looking to replace him or buy a LB and move Santon to RB. Depends what your expectation are. In the modern game a full-back needs to be able to do far more than Simpson's ever demonstrated.

I hope the atmosphere lives up to expectations, because it's going to be something pretty special if so.

Fair play, Mick. Long overdue.

Little bit rich coming from you, Mick. But you're absolutely right, of course.

Well said. All of it.

Match report actually. Go to bed, dickhead.

Aye, right. Practically no pictures of Cisse anywhere in the papers on Thursday, like.

He also signed a big picture of Cisse for my mam.

we're waiting. Not a lot to tell. AP was his usual friendly, approachable self. Said Tiote will be fit for Sunday, looking forward to an amamzing atmosphere which he expects from us now, and there'll be two first teamers off in the summer - hopefully they'll be off early and we'll be able to react and get better players in.

22 in 30 this season? 91 in 150 for Real? Classy player and awesome finisher imo imo Higuain is the best traditional number 9 in the world, ahead of Falcao.....though maybe Cisse would like to dispute that. Dont agree the slightest. Gomez, Ibrahimovic, Falcao are all better in my opinion. Nonsense. Higuain is better than all of them.

Fair play to Bayern. Another reason I'll be buying a shirt in time for the CL final.

I've seen that guy in the home shirt at 0.33 so many times at random games.

That was 5 games ago, like.

That's all I know. Gonna ring him in half an hour.

My dad's just text me to say he's on the same flight as Pardew back up from London and has been/is talking to him (again).

It's my 2nd after Robert's 2nd against Spurs.

however others (I think JH) have noted that Citeh fell apart when the pressure was on and picked up again when it was off Ronaldo, not JH. Interpolic has also hinted at it in a previous post. Yeah, but he's gay, so it doesn't count.

however others (I think JH) have noted that Citeh fell apart when the pressure was on and picked up again when it was off Ronaldo, not JH.

Newfound respect for Claridge.