Ronaldo

Bolton have been absolutely dreadful at home, like. A couple of their fans I spoke to in the barbers said to an extent they wanted to go down so they'd see a win once in a while.

I think he's blown hot and cold all season, tbh. I love him as a bloke and as an athlete but he's an average, average footballer on his best day.

Just gotta aim for 5th now.

He's done OK at times. Not my type of player at all, but each to their own.

Depends if there's a Tiote alongside him. Sometimes we need both, often we don't, frankly

Yeah, then hopefully the mackems beat United.

Giggs too.

Carrying a head like yours around all day must be bad for your neck like. Nah. It came with a big neck.

Hated that song. It worked for Arne Riise but nobody else.

Worried for my health tomorrow.

We need Perch to scramble one over the line in the 94th.

He's rarely a complete and utter liability, but he's without doubt the weakest link and has a questionable attitude.

Yeah, statistically Williamson is better than Colo too.

I don't hate him. In fact I'd actually quite like him to stay, however it's patently clear he's the weak link in our team and we should be either looking to replace him or buy a LB and move Santon to RB. Depends what your expectation are. In the modern game a full-back needs to be able to do far more than Simpson's ever demonstrated.

I hope the atmosphere lives up to expectations, because it's going to be something pretty special if so.

Fair play, Mick. Long overdue.

Little bit rich coming from you, Mick. But you're absolutely right, of course.

Well said. All of it.

Match report actually. Go to bed, dickhead.

Aye, right. Practically no pictures of Cisse anywhere in the papers on Thursday, like.

He also signed a big picture of Cisse for my mam.

we're waiting. Not a lot to tell. AP was his usual friendly, approachable self. Said Tiote will be fit for Sunday, looking forward to an amamzing atmosphere which he expects from us now, and there'll be two first teamers off in the summer - hopefully they'll be off early and we'll be able to react and get better players in.

22 in 30 this season? 91 in 150 for Real? Classy player and awesome finisher imo imo Higuain is the best traditional number 9 in the world, ahead of Falcao.....though maybe Cisse would like to dispute that. Dont agree the slightest. Gomez, Ibrahimovic, Falcao are all better in my opinion. Nonsense. Higuain is better than all of them.

Fair play to Bayern. Another reason I'll be buying a shirt in time for the CL final.

I've seen that guy in the home shirt at 0.33 so many times at random games.