Ronaldo

Ahhh, point scoring already today Ah, stop taking everything so seriously you emasculated little tool.

I saw Colo put his thumb up to Pardew.

Sack Pardew.

"Won't get many tap-ins." "Drop him for Obertan."

2-0.

What a mess.

What the fuck is Redknapp on about?

Colo just said "Danny, you're a useless cunt."

Pards.

Come summer:

Oh, good, The Roy Hodgson Story. So glad I came inside for this.

The idiots at Sky Score Centre have Jonas up front.

CM.

Ultra-defensive?

We know you rate Simpson, man.

Having flashbacks of his last performance at the Hawthorns. To be fair, Guthrie's looked by distance our best central midfielder since the turn of the year. To be fair, you're full of s***. Your hatred of Cabaye is pathetic. He's exactly right, though. No. I'm no Guthrie fan but he's been better than Cabaye in 2012.

He's behind Ba, Cisse (new to the league) and Best in Pardew's pecking order, man. He obviously doesn't think Shola's outstanding.

Having flashbacks of his last performance at the Hawthorns. To be fair, Guthrie's looked by distance our best central midfielder since the turn of the year. To be fair, you're full of s***. Your hatred of Cabaye is pathetic. He's exactly right, though.

nicked that! X 2 Careful, they beat Tottenham away last year. Prepare a retort. Spurs weren't top 6 then.

So the Arsenal game - for which a defensive lineup also made sense - doesn't exist. I see. Pretty obvious, eh.

West Brom is one of those places where a Pards defensive line up would make sense, but of course the daft nugget abandoned it last time round. Let's hope he doesn't have one of his tactical brain farts today. Last time round? What do you mean by that?

You're itching to stick the knife in, aren't you?

Has this been posted? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2119628/Cheick-Tiote-Newcastles-trip-West-Brom.html

They dropped points against a Steve Bruce team in their very first home game. Fatigue?