Ronaldo

Somebody got it at least. But seriously, he'll eclipse Shearer's best league tally for us at this rate.

Eh? I thought I explained that to you.... It was about Ferguson and that 'fake team' that would have made him (in my opinion anyway) a stupid manager picking a stupid team. Didn't say anything bad about Pardew's selection today - only that it was strange that there was no R.Taylor at LB, no Obertan at RW and no Best as a striker. I know, I'm just jesting with you.

Do you still want him sacked in the summer?

Best goalscorer we've had since Andy Cole?

Bloody hell, man. How on earth do you lose at home to bloody Bolton if you're not QPR?

What happened to the stupid manager picking a stupid team, David?

Had a very good second half.

Damn right.

This boy's a bit special.

Krul 7 Simpson 7.5 Coloccini 9 Williamson 7 Santon 8 Raylor 6 Cabaye 8.5 Tiote 8 Jonas 6 Ba 8 Ameobi 6 Best 7 Perch 6

I hope a few managers weren't paying attention tonight. Absolute class.

Can we stop the nonsense now, lads? Shitting himself.

That would be moronic. From a neutral viewpoint it's clear as day they (man united) are not coping at all well with the physicality of your 2 front man. Ameobi gets stick on here but Ferdinand is a getting molested out there so why change things? Ferdinand is marking Ba..... in the main Jones is having a cakewalk against Ameobi. Exactly. HBA's explosiveness and unpredictability might be what we need because I can see us being pegged back a bit so it's going to be about counter attacking this half I think. Or you know, because he's our most talented player by a mile, even including Ba. Coloccini.

Thanks.

Santon's lovely.

KICK AND RUSH.

Hurt them!

Looks good in hi-def.

Surely they can get someone better than Dwight Yorke. A gorilla would offer better analysis.

Can't speak for others but I'm not annoyed to see HBA on the bench for the umpteenth time out of any warped loyalty to the player - I just want to see one of our most talented individuals given a whirl now and again, would be nice. Completely agree. It just amazes me that Pardew gets this amount of abuse because one player is on the bench.

listen i aint got no problem with launching the ball long to two big men upfront but i do when one of them is shola who cant win headers to save his life never mind holding up the ball. i got no problems with HBA on the bench but i do have a problem with shola starting Ok, but the other 10 positions are about right given the resources we have.

I wanted Hatem to start too, but I can't believe the reaction to him being on the bench. Ridiculous. Some of you need to get a grip and be reminded of who you support.

That looks like a team now... like a decent team indeed. Not like a stupid team from a stupid manager. Fearing... It's a stupid team because one player is on the bench instead of starting? How NUFC has fallen. Park, Giggs and Ferdinand. How Ronaldo has fallen... he used to be able to count. I assumed you were referring to us with that sarcastic 'stupid team, stupid manager' nonsense.

That looks like a team now... like a decent team indeed. Not like a stupid team from a stupid manager. Fearing... It's a stupid team because one player is on the bench instead of starting? How NUFC has fallen.

Jonas is playing.