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It's Van Nistelrooy, I'll give you that one.

Name the highest scoring player in the Premiership for each letter of the alphabet.....(I'm stuck on E and M). I'll give you Shearer A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R Shearer T U V W X Y Z

He's probably to scared to say something in case nut-job Joey goes after him.

Isn't there supposed to be an official up in stands marking their performance?

Going off topic, but this reminded me of Ally Maxwell http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ally_Maxwell

Aye, but there's a big difference in playing Celtic at Parkhead and playing away at Pittodrie.

Is this a punt or do you know something that we don't?

I agree with you there. I think Samba will keep a close eye on Carroll and Nelson on Shola, so I think Nolan may nick the vital goal.

We definitely need a song for him. The one to 'Shake your bootee' that someone suggested is a good 'un.

Other than the first 2 games of the season, Bale has done bugger all in the PL. Nani on the left, Barton on the right

Gets on my wick how easy he falls over. He's a strong f*cker and he can barge through players if he wanted to, like the goal he scored against Man City. This, I'm sure I saw Wilshire knock him over first-half. Although Wilshire surprised me on the day how fiesty he is. I'm sure he was scrapping against Carroll for a loose ball yesterday.

Best in the league IMO

Gets on my wick how easy he falls over. He's a strong f*cker and he can barge through players if he wanted to, like the goal he scored against Man City.

Clive Anderson, Nigel Benn, Alan Davies, Frankie Dettori, Prince Harry, Nick Hornby, Matt Lucas, Fabregash.... can you hear me Fabregash, Bradley Walsh.............your boys took one helluva a beating!

From a non NUFC persepctive - the recent Scotland v Spain match. Watching Alonso and Iniesta was truly mesmerising as neither wasted a pass all night. But nothing will ever beat the celebrations when we scored the equalising goal from 2-0 down to make it 2-2. We lost 3-2 in the end, but it was a good match to be at.

When did we play Cardiff in the cup while Ashley was owner? I'm pretty sure we did, unless I'm going mental. How do I find out these things? I thought you were talking about the semi final against Man U at the Millennium Stadium until you mentioned Ashley. I don't think we've ever faced Cardiff in the cup in recent times.

This was the stand out quote for me: Probably shouting 'AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAA' at the same time. I'd s*** my pants as well.

Decent post on Rafa's signings. And he did sign a lot of rubbish.....but moved several flops for a profit as well. http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=249365.0

I'm a right soft s**** like. When the crowd were singing his name and he waved to the Gallowgate, I was filling up. Glad I wasn't the only one

I loved that bit too. The only negative point I've got to say about him, it's reluntancy to have a pop at goal when he's about 20 yards out and has the opportunity to. But his overall game was great and never got any of the plaudits on MOTD2. Never gets bossed off the ball and very rarely goes to ground. Take note Alan Smith.