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Very good today. It was him that cleared Coloccini's mega comical own goal attempt, wasn't it.. Hopefully he steps up along with all the other players ruined by Pardew.

Great performance. So quick and agile. Love Haidara like.

Very pleasing team performance. We showed a lot of determination but also a fair amount of creative freedom. Hull were awfully low in confidence and we still allowed them some very good chances. Personally I'm tired of not supporting the club, so I'll try to forget about Carver, Ashley etc and try to enjoy our young team improve.. for now. Well done lads!

Johnie Carver's black n white armyyyyyyy!@

pahahahaha

Cisse has played 'within himself' for a long time now. Right time to sell him.. despite EVERYTHING ELSE going at the club. Unless of course we're planning on appointing a new manager any time soon - somebody who knows how to use and motivate a limited goal poacher..

fucking yeah babbyyyyyyyy

Hats off to everybody involved. This is what Newcastle UNITED is about! Love you all

This is the best day of my life!

YEAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRING ON THE COOOOOOKEE!! WE'RE FREEEEEEE LETS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Motherfcker plaease be true

I'm worried.. the lads in the stands aren't showing enough support for Pards. We're surely losing because of that. He's done so well Pardew.. who else would do better under the awful conditions. I'm off to reflect on the marvellous work he's done for us.

Alan Pardew is our king! Hope the loyalest supporters gave him a good clap today.

Legendary performance by the lads and Pardew! That's what football is about man. I'm keeping the faith, as Llambias kindly advised me.

Yep, that was the whole conversation really. Ashley's only interraction was to nod with a serious face when I said "you've signed some great players", as if to say "that's right". Wouldn't read much into Llambias' words. It was just a gentle way to tell me to fuck off but I still can't understand his initial reaction - "Sack him??" He really sounded like that's completely out of question, like they're not the people who can sack Alan Pardew. (which Llambias isn't tbf). Still can't believe I saw them like. They were both standing casually at the corner of a pub each with an empty pint in their hand. As I was leaving they were joined by a couple of other men who I recognise from seeing them in the Directors box alongside Ashley in matches. I wish I reacted in a different way. Shouldn't have said anything to my wife when I saw them and just should've bought a couple of beers and stand next to them to listen what they talk about..

Aye. Not sure where I took all that extreme politeness from.. I loath what he did with the club. But standing next to them my head suddenly became empty and there was no way I could come up with anything remotely coherent. That's my first night in the UK in 5-6 years.. Didn't exactly expect to run into Mike f***ing Ashley and his cronies in the pub

I saw Ashley and Llambias infront of a pub in Soho tonight. Wasn't very polite to start talking to them as I was passing by but I had to do it. I simply told Ashley "You have to sack Alan Pardew. This ain't football. You know it, you watch the matches.". Ashley kinda took a step back and remained silent while Llambias reacted with a high pitched "Sack him?? What do you mean??" Like I made the most outlandish suggestion.. I was very nervous but I had to continue "the conversation" so I said something like "I appreciate everything you've done for the club /I don't/, you've brought some great players.." to which Ashley nodded, probably relieved that I won't attack him or something. I continued with "but Pardew ruins them. How could he get rid of a genius like Ben Arfa?" and LLambias interrupted me, patting me on the shoulder "It's only been a few games lad. Keep the faith. It's a long season.." To which I mumbled "Aye, it's been three very long seasons. Sorry to interupt you guys" and I left. Should've tried to get something more of them. But I got a bit starstruck and my wife was pulling me the whole time. She knows how much I shout at the TV, she was afraid I might do some stupid shit. Not that I can take much from this little encounter but I'm afraid Ashley doesn't even consider sacking Pardew.

Of course the sky twats will attempt to defend him. PAHAHAHA Good bye liar. Thanks for the four years of anti-football and ruining countless players in the process.

Just another cheap dig at the fans. Fuck off Ashley

I'd argue that Shane Ferguson has shown more in a Newcastle shirt. He's not even registered in the PL squad, is he?

The last line highlighting the alien concept of a player making a run in the box. Never know how that one happened!

Amazing logic by some posters here. "What if Alan Pardew wins a cup in the next five years?", "I want us to win every game." Righto man, keep on holding the wall for all of us miserable t***s. ..And the other strangely touchy fellow.. no wonder people who tolerate Pardew's idea of football are confused tonight. We won an actual football match. The euphoria must be overwhelming.

Four seasons of anti-football too. Don't let that ruin your post-match elation though. Enjoy Alan Pardew.

Alan Pardew can never win anything. Incidentally, thought we was legendary tonight tbh. Will remember this game for the rest of my life. And after that.