junkhead

Genuinely amazed that he hasn't slipped some curse word yet. He already referred to somebody on the panel as "mate" didn't he?

Not fair He's getting on the offensive now.. Pathetic viewing. fucking PR guru Bishop should whisper him to calm down a bit. Mike is getting carried away a bit here.

Gawd.. started feeling bad for him again. Turning it off. Poor Mikey

He's a shy and anti-social guy for sure. I remember when I 'confronted' him, LL Cool D and Bishop outside of a pub in Soho. He simply nodded, kept on looking down, avoiding eye contact and stuff. In fact he looked so intimidated and uncomfortable that I genuinely felt bad for approaching him. Llambias and Bishop on the other hand are much more accomplished verbal bullshitters. Llambias basically made me thank them for all the positive things they've done for the club Those MP hearings are a bit of a farce though. "What would you do Chris?"

a fucking thunder storm

He deserves his 8 year contract just for giving us the opportunity to w*** over Ben Arfa's genuis. At the same time the Cabella and Thauvin deals and subsequent loans were dodgy as f***. It's like he acted on behalf of agents and Marseille. And let's not get into the Doumbia and Ferreyra loans.. Still I have no problem with him staying on as long as it's Benitez having the final say.

Dat bitch's not hot enough for Hatem

Sadly we need a miracle to stay up imo. At the very least the mackems will gather 6 points from their games against teams with nothing to play for. Even this unlikely optimistic scenario requires us to win all our games to stay up, due to our worse GD. Despite the improved results, it's obvious that a lot of our players are not right mentally. We can't handle the pressure of a must-win game. Nevermind 3. I think we have to prepare ourselves for a very disappointing end of the season. Just to complete the depressing post, I predict that we'll lose points against Palace this Saturday. Scene is set for Alan f***ing Pardew to return and complete the job all but mathematically. He has already pretty much killed this club and single-handedly defeated thousands of supporters. Making me and many others cheer the opposition's goals for months ffs.. or was it years?

Genuinely surprised that it's true.. fucker even has a bottle of red to himself and all[emoji38]

He's let a couple of easy goals but otherwise Elliott has been very reliable this season. Let's not kid ourselves - he'll be a big miss.

"You must fuck their mothers". Short and to the point. Like it.

Replacing McClaren with Benitez in March[emoji38]as if..

Facundo Ferreira just scored a tap in against Schalke. He exists!!

Classy SAFC.

Is Pato likely to feature?

So lame

Slightly odd how RTG has channeled current events into random outbursts of pride and appreciation of their classy club and fan-base i.e. themselves. Well done mackem martyrs - Should we expect another rendition of "he shags who he wants" tomorrow?

f***s sake this place

no because the full trial isn't over and he hasn't been sentenced yet for all 4 charges, then they can take action I think Crying for them to sack him instantly is such a Facebook generation, offended at everything attitude. They certainly shouldn't play him but there is no reason they shouldn't wait for the verdict like. The right thing to do is suspend him until the trial is over and then sack him, his days are numbered and he shouldn't play for them again but while the case is still being heard they need to hang fire. yep, exactly, what's the problem? everyone scrambling to be the most self-righteous by wanting him sacked within a nanosecond of pleading guilty to a charge while the trial goes on Not sacked - Suspended. Last week Allardyce said that Johnson will continue to be involved in training and games for the duration of the trial. As far as I can see, that's Sunderland's last official position on the matter.

You'd think his classy employers are due an announcement of some sort? Or will they wait for the final verdict despite him pleading guilty? "Innocent until sentenced marra"

He's atrocious in the air, yet scored a great header in the final home game last season the f***ing enigma Let's not forget that headed clearance One of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in football

We're not concentrated at all. No points tonight. Mitrovic must be the first name on the team sheet from now on.

Niiiice!

I think he has declined a lot. Have you seen him for Roma? He played like he's afraid to over-stretch. Much like Duff and Owen were for us. Still, can't say I'd be unhappy if we signed him on loan. He's an experienced goal scorer after all. Hopefully, he'll take the chance to restart his career here.

I've followed Doumbia's career at CSKA over the years. He's very similar to Cisse - an erratic poacher but with even less imposing physique (it's possible). A more composed finisher though. More importantly, they share a similar decline path in their career. Doumbia had an identical Pele-like start to in CSKA, scoring all sorts of wonder goals but gradually his physical form has declined so much that maybe he really is 40. The Russian League is of pathetic standard considering the huge money in it. There's so little flair and genuine football creativity that most games are barely watchable. The defending is also notoriously comical. And of course there's a lot of corruption and match-fixing. Doumbia's goals to games ratio looks impressive but it's more of an indication of CSKA's domination in the league over the last 5 years. I have no idea why Roma signed him at the time. They have a very strange FM adhoc transfer policy lately. He signed on deadline day after a season riddled with injuries - a complete shot in dark. It would be the same if he signs for us. Of course, if he's motivated he can be an asset but I can't see it. I actually rate Gomis and even Cisse as better options for the poacher role.