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I think our first team is a lot weaker than last year. Not just in terms of quality brought in. The pathetic and disgraceful capitulation in the second half of the season must hang over the minds of the existing players. Under the King it always feels like we're two defeats in a row away from a complete season collapse. So all of Pardew's bullshit about our transfer activity can only backfire on him during the season. Unfortunately, it seems like circumstances might work in his favor once again. Feels terrible to dread a good start of the season. That could cement Pardew's position for another couple of seasons. If The King hasn't sucked all the confidence of the players, we have 6-7 winnable games after Man City + the Gillingham tie. The new players' not-yet-harmed confidence and some luck might result in us having a good run until the inevitable Pardew half-season slump.

What a fucking wanker. Never despised anybody as much as this lying piece of shit. FUCK OFF PARDEW

"He hasn't actually done that bad a job really" Just say it like it is man. Pardew is a miracle worker, it's an impossible job after all. Who else would've done better, right?

0-10 fuck off Pardew

What a letdown. Was looking forward to this more than the start of the season. Appreciate the effort on the flags LEFE and Slim. Hopefully Hatem sees it before he goes.

heheh

Not that it matters on whether we should deal witn Shakhtar but Akhmetov is indeed close to Putin's circles and has supported Janukovich's party for many years. Like them both, he's on the endless list of people who were chosen to wake up on mountains of wealth one morning in 1989. He has since become probably one of the most successful ones of his type. Currently 99% of the major and medium-sized football clubs in Eastern Europe and Russia are owned by people who were either 'created' by the KGB and/or have serious ties with the Russian mafia. It's sort of a concious policy of the Putin adiministration. Shakhtar have always had that great scouting network in Brazil of course. They 've bought some brilliant players over the years, Respect to the oligarch twat for that.

Aye, it kinds is Still for free they're good signings. For the mackems.

They've made some astute signings for minimum outlay so far imo. Jordi Gomez is not very mobile or industrious but he has unreal passing/shooting technique and good vision. Contrary to Pardew's beliefs that's enough to be an important creative asset. Billy Jones is also a player I like. I remember him as a youngster for Crewe and later at Preston. He's simply a very good, versatile all-round footballer. Had some injuries and hasn't played a lot for WBA but last season was probably his best one so they've signed him at a good time. I haven't seen anything of Van Aanholt recently but by all accounts he has improved playing regularly at Vitesse. If they re-sign Alsonso they'll have the LB sorted. Of course they still need at least three new players of similar or higher quality. But even with the squads as they are now, we don't have any chance in the derbies while THE COWARD is here.

oh god RIP lads

happy fucking birthday smug liar cunt fraud

Please name ONE Newcastle player that has improved under the guidance of Alan Pardew. Then try to defend his man management.

I'd argue Marveaux is the best "playmaker" in the squad. His technique on the ball, his vision and his passing are better than anyone else's in the squad. Apart from Hatem of course. I know The King has successfully brainwashed some people but low work rate and lack of defensive application doesn't render a creative player useless.

Those two have more creative ability and technique than the rest of the squad together.

KRUL MOTM!

He's never saved a pen for us has he?

There will be plenty of takers for Hatem. Only reason he's still a Newcastle player is that he's probably still bumming that Brazilian bitch on beaches around the globe. Can't see him hanging around for The King's pre-season workouts.

Not that I'm an expert on the Dutch league but Siem De Jong seems like a Leon Osman type of an attacking player. Don't think he'd make much difference in The King's rigid so-called 'tactics' but at least he's better than fucking Gosling. Hopefully he has more flair and mobility than his brother at least..

Billy Jones is a good, versatile player. Decent signing for them.

He plays alongside Marveaux's brother.

Fuck off Shola... Pardew's lieutenant. Thanks for nothing.

One of the best players to ever step foot at SJP. Driven away by the spineless fraud, compulsive liar, negative coward and Ashley prostitute - Alan FUCKING Pardew. The guy who's so consumed by anti-football, that he calls the rare actual displays of football - bit of magic. That says it all. Farewell Hatem, thanks for everything.

So he's staying then. As long as THE FRAUD is here, I'm cheering for the opposition. Don't give a flying fuck what sort of a fan that makes me. This is not football and this is not Newcastle.

I love you Hatem. With all my heart.

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