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The Ecuadorian Valencia :/

In the world's continuing mission to completely humiliate Brazil in the wake of its 7-1 World Cup semi-final defeat to Germany, adult site Pornhub has allegedly been flooded with highlights of the game. Footage of the goals bearing the title 'Young Brazilians get f**ked by entire German soccer team' (and other more explicit variants) quickly sprang up following the game (at least according to hundreds of screen grabs on Twiter), with the site eventually asking football fans to cease with the gag while getting a swipe in at Brazil itself. "Please stop uploading the game highlights to Pornhub... Our public humiliation category is full. #BrazilvsGermany," Pornhub wrote. Brazil suffered arguably the worst defeat in World Cup history in Belo Horizonte last night, conceding three goals in 76 seconds.

Tell him hes a naughty naughty boy and if he continues to do it FIFA will send him a letter telling him how naughty hes been.

What are your thoughts on Hiddink building on van Gaal's good work?

Chronicle reporting a £12m bid and Shields Gazette reporting a £9.5m bid Idiots getting their euros and pounds mixed up again?

Would like him here too.. Will end up at Southampton. Surely not, they already have Chambers and Clyne. Anyway I have a feeling we will sign Cabella today.

Bimpy's all over it, like a fat kid on a cup cake.

hes looking the slimmest ive seen him atm

70% Pardews fault, 30% HBA. He has to take some blame for his poor attitude.

Surely its, Krul Janmaat Mbiwa/Willo Coloccini Santon Anita Sissoko HBA de Jong Cabella Lacazette

All of them are horrific.

being a homophobic is gayyyy. But i love you HC.

Yeah, I don't usually do this on here (too pig headed / big headed, ask Stifler) but sorry all. No matter what I think, there's no reason for me to bore every other f***er on here with it so I'm sorry. Had had a bad day at work tbf which was pretty much the ridiculous culmination of being f***ed around for 3 months over this internal job application, got fed up with reading certain things and went a bit mad. No excuse really so I apologise. Apology accepted, this is a loving forum. i love you bimps and i love you IP.

lol dont care Hatem wasnt there today either.

They are going to have to change style and tactics without Suarez, but I think Bony or Lukaku would be good for 15-20 goals in combination with Sturridge who is a 20 goal season player. .

Fred rhymes with thread, use your bloody head.

Didn't notice him too much at the world cup, but he seems rated enough to have Napoli and Man Utd interested.

Some Italian articles are claiming we have agreed a deal for him to sign after the world cup.

No not really, we need to sign both. One is a Remy type striker, the other a Cabaye type midfielder. Grenier/Cabella/Lacazette and another striker I'd be very happy Yeh i fucked my quoting up there, but yes, plus a Debuchy replacement. Then the squad is decent, with an idiot in charge.

No not really, we need to sign both. One is a Remy type striker, the other a Cabaye type midfielder.

Williamson over mym? No. I would love MYM to play, but its either him or Coloccini, otherwise there is no aerial presence. MYM needs a run of games for sure, but theres not enough evidence there for me, to say hes better than Coloccini yet. Its ridiculous he never played at centre back when we were effectively safe for half a season.

Cheers Cob!

No it siem you arrived at de jong time

Our best 11 at the moment? If all are fit. Cisse de Jong HBA Anita Tiote Sissoko Santon Williamson Coloccini Debuchy Krul Pards 11: Cisse de Jong Gouffran Colback Tiote Sissoko Dummett Williamson Coloccini Debuchy Krul

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