Elliottman

Seems absolutely wild off the pitch like, bet he never shuts up

I was walking through town at 7am and my stomach knotted. It properly sunk in.

confirmed

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Great read that

wtf 🤣 What’s the crack like? How could anyone possibly grief us this morning ffs

What happened?

Was in tears watching his interview talking about his mum and kids. Fucking Hell man Eddie. You absolute legend.

I could watch this all day

I’d love them to win it for this man, he deserves it.

Need an absolute warriors performance from him today. In fact all three of them in the middle, if ever the phrase ‘get into then fuck then up’ was needed …

Yip, feeling a bit sick this morning.

Not really, its not the 'shit match atmosphere thread'. I think the thread just lends itself to those who choose to be negative. Sounded good last night I thought and totally agree, night and day compared to Liverpool. Very strange that evening.

Remarkably quiet in here after what sounded like a decent outing from the away lot last night...

He's had a couple of bad games after coming back from a serious injury = shit forever.

I refuse to believe this statement.

Hatem man, what a bloke. One of the best memories of the Ashley era. Used to go to the games buzzing to watch him. More often then not, just to find out Pardew had him on the bench 😫

The more I think about it, in the event Isak is fit, we're going into the game with over £300 million worth of midfield/front line. Gordon is a miss but Barnes is no mug and can produce something special. Tonali, Bruno and Big Joe were being called the best 3 in the league a couple of months ago. Just need them to be aggressive as fuck on the day and try and stay solid.

In the grand scheme of things Botman doesn’t make a huge difference, we’ve not had him all season. Hall is the biggest loss from the 3 but Tino has shown he can cover there and Barnes is going to have to now step up big time. Eddie will have a plan, whatever happens we’ll give it our all. But aye, fucking vintage Newcastle this.

He did say lately to be fair …

But we cant afford to rest Isak, we looked utterly toothless when he went off yesterday. He's got a full weeks rest now which will do him the World of good then another 5 full days before the final. Unless he's injured he has to start, if we're winning then bring him off. Agree with Gordon and Liverpool though, that seemed the perfect opportunity to give some a rest.

The game is a week away?

Muppet.