Chris_R

Fuck this. I'm off for a wank. Might as well get some enjoyment out of the afternoon.

Get Ben Arfa off. He's shit.

So if HBA is playing on the right, where is Sissoko playing? Seems that Pardew's "square peg / round hole" philosophy has dictated he's now a striker.

HBA and Gouffran on - Good. Perch and Jonas off - Good. WHY THE FUCK DID WE NOT DO THIS AT THE START?

Bewwwwwwws at half time?

Hopefully that was Pardew writing his resignation letter.

Waddle needs to just fuck off. Everything he says is utter crap.

It's back. Just in time to watch us build another attack.

My stream's just died.

He sets up for a 0-0 and we go behind within 3 minutes what does he do now? http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/ca/a2/0,,10278~9020106,00.jpg

Well, our "Defend for 90 minutes" ploy is in ruins already. Fuck off Pardew, you cunt.

I just hope the fans pelt him with s*** for 90 minutes. After all, he's served up enough of it to us over the past couple of years.

Says so much about the man. It really does. He's an abject coward, so terrified of attacking teams and incapable of utilising the players at his disposal.

Elliot; Debuchy, S Taylor, Yanga-Mbiwa, Haidara; Perch, Tiote, Cabaye ©; Sissoko, Cisse, Gutierrez Subs Harper, Williamson, Gosling, Anita, Ben Arfa, Gouffran, Shola Ameobi Positives: Cabaye plays further up the pitch Negatives: STILL two f***ing defensive midfielders. Cowardly tosser. Gouffran dropped for Jonas. Baffling. Jonas is a winger, well of sorts. So he'll offer nothing as an auxillary forward which is what this position should be. Sissoko is not a winger OR a forward, yet he's playing wide right. Again. Why? Should have had Sissoko next to Cabaye as one of TWO forward central midfielders, Gouffran left and HBA right with one of Perch or Tiote dropped. Even if Hatem can only manage 60 minutes, (Which as a minimum he should be able to) he should start. Or Sissoko as DMC and play Anita and Cabaye in the middle further forward. Absolute bag of w*** from that cowardly fraud.

When he's not in charge of our club anymore, he's not worth mentioning anymore. Until then, I'll lambast him continually and repeatadly at every available juncture.

See this is the major problem, in my eyes. At no point does he seem to consider that our (well, his) tactics are horrible and ineffective, irrespective of the personnel available to attempt to implement them. If he admitted he was approaching things incorrectly, there'd be hope of improvement. But he doesn't, so we'll get no better while he's here. If that cunt had the Barcelona squad, he'd still only commit 3 men to attack and hump long balls up to Messi. Then blame the pitch, local carnivals, Europe and a lack of magic for his team being well down the league, but he'd reflect that because he was just 3 points off Levante who'd had a great season, all was well. Utter tossbasket.

He's trying to drag our expectations down to his level of competency, since he's fast realising he cannot step up to the job in its current form.

I think "Sack the fraud" could be sung with considerable gusto. Certainly gets the feelings over.

I would say there's literally no chance whatsoever of that happening. That does fascinate. The thought of Pardew having full control of transfers, I would think we would actually be higher in the league than we are now. In terms of style .. Well it would be no worse than the s*** he dishes out right now. He would sign the right players for his route one bore fest . Sort of mid table mediocrity at best but in a better place than where we are now. But our player would be worth next to nothing in market value and the results would worsen over time as well because route one football isn't hard to counter act. Look at Stoke this season and West Ham gradually declining as the season has wore on. Yes it would be damaging in the long run, but I was thinking perversely , we would probably be higher in the league than we are now if only by just a few places. Strange but probrable. Not that I would want him to be in control of transfers. f*** me that gives me the shivers. The man that preferred Mullins over mascherano, and harewood over tevez. Agree with all of what you say, we probably would be a bit higher in the league simply because he'd have the players to suit his horrid style rather than attempting to impose that style on actual real footballers. It's so sad.

That seems pretty spot on to me. The problem is, something has to give. My hope is that we replace Pardew with someone who can adequately use the talented squad we have. My fear is that we get rid of Carr and hand Pardew control of the transfers. Which would be the biggest mistake this club could ever possibly make.

Yeah, but to be fair Redknapp's only going to have a chance to be sacked as a Premiership manager for a few more hours.

I'm pretty convinced it's going to be judged as 'rubbish'. He's basically saying there that because West Ham and Southampton have had good seasons (by staying up), if we catch them, by default we must have done well too. Astonishing really. The most bizarre logic. Was typing this earlier on but got sidetracked. Norwich, Southampton, Swansea and West Ham appear to be the benchmark Whereas we seem to be the skidmark.

Ironically, if we attacked with more purpose we'd look better at the back.

They're probably jetlagged from thinking about travelling too.

Just looking back to page 1 as we're not far off thread #3 for Pardizzle. This guy knew. Ha, it seems I did. Not that I take any pleasure in it, I'd trade that foresight in a heartbeat for some decent attacking football.