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Under Pardew he would definitely have been a Serb until he was ready for the league

Think he will do well if they give him the games

Oh and of course Pardew launched the ball in the air at him when he played him up front which would never suit his game

Don't know how people can write him off like. He was playing for us at 17 ffs, he has shown bits here and there and may struggle due to height but looks decent technically and has pace. He need 2 seasons on loan at league 1 and then championship and hopefully will bring his game on.

If he continues the way he is and doesn't get injured he could be class. Would be worst thing for him leaving now to warm a bench elsewhere as I reckon McLaren will use him

Yeah, I'm just aching to see what our full first team would look like and how they play together. I'm pretty sure it's gonna take a few months to get the Carvdew pheromones out of the dressing room and for us to look like a football team again. On the other hand, I'm concerned how far down the table we'll be come Christmas if we start the season off craply. I'm dying to see what a team without a spastic centre half would play like

McClaren could just be trying to make it sound like we are done to make clubs like QPR etc lower price / worry about deals. Certainly hope that's the case as we need another centre half badly and a winger. If we only get 2 more signings that should be priority. If we sell Cisse then a striker as well. We do seem to have a few attacking options with wijnaldum, Perez, Aaron's, de jong, sissoko and cabella. Hopefully Mitrovic gives us the presence we need up front and we keep the rest fit

Surely lascelles or Taylor have to start with the oap

Can't wait for it to all go wrong :-) hope to fuck he gets England job first though so rest of country can enjoy the odious cunt

We have to make this a priority now, Williamson and Taylor just have to go. They are useless. We need at least one more cb with Mbemba otherwise we will just leak goals again

In terms of skill level they are the best players we have out there tbh. If we get Aarons, Gini, Perez and Mitrovic out there could be good going forward. Shitting myself about defence though. Need Mbemba to be good and have someone else competent alongside him.

I'm using the twitter fairies with a special little window licking mong providing updates in between spazzing out

Is it not chancel mbemba Got 4 birthdays to remember

I thought the update might have been he is an awesome centre half but totally wrong. He would probably be good a couple of levels down. Might be even better for him to move to a less physical league abroad or something.

It's going to take time with some of them and need to start again with defence. Will be worried if we do not look capable in the home friendly. Assuming we get 1 or 2 cb's we will have a reasonable starting 11 surely capable of top 10 but not sure about challenging further up. As long as we head in right direction willing to give it a chance. It will take time for coaching methods to bed in and different style but hopefully we actually develop a style. First game has to be Winegum and Anita in centre with Aarons, Sissoko and De Jong as a 3 in front and Mitrogoal up front. Mbemba n Colo as CB if nobody comes in and usual full backs with Krul in goal

Hope he kicks cattermole in the cunt

Wouldn't be sad to sell Sissoko, no intelligence at all

Mind, Janmaat should be captain. So consistent, works hard and tries to make things happen

It does look remarkably the same as last year except with trying to play short. Tempo, possession and movement shit again. Just hope new players add different dimension. We need someone that can grab the game from centre. Janmaat looks good as usual and Krul looks sharp. Anita played ok but the likes of De Jong and Sissokay not having anywhere near enough impact. Cisse is just dreadful, can't hold a ball up to save his life. Hope winegum can bridge midfield and attack and that we keep the possession clock for second half yo

His reaction time and hold up play is terrible, hope new lad can dominate a bit up front

The only person launching the ball is fucking Williamson and that foul, he's so so shit

What time is match tonight n is it being streamed?

He'll snap his cock in a local slag and be out for the season

Although I haven't seen this kid, Mbemba or Winegum play, it looks like we are actively #trying to be half ambitious. Sissoko and Cisse to be sold to offset this

With good service its a good signing, with our service who really knows. We need some wide players or good creativity in centre. Maybe they are hoping De Jong, Moussa and Winegum can provide that