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For how sceptical I am, it appears Charnley is capable of getting business done.

Believe it only when signed. Good sign if we actually do get him over the line and paid more than the 8 mil ceiling, although obviously worried we will now go bankrupt

Hmmm, still potential to f*** it up then. Yeah just wait till he get's the standard club pay offer of a lifetime supply of donnay socks, a sports direct membership card and free NUFC football kit. definitely getting over the line this one.

Will we sign all the players, I want to sign them all - or at least monitor the living fuck out of them.

Or waiting 6 month to start him in a game, maybe then bringing him in at left back and crying when he sets up 6 goals but doesn't track back.

Colback, Haidara, and Santon. Jonas, Raylor

Germany just wow, totally ruthless

World cup still on, we cant sign any forwards until this has completed. And then the commonwealth games of course, need to wait until that's done

We have a striker, you mean you want more than 1, give over man nobody needs more than 1 purple do you think we are made of money?

So he's shown he's made an effort and willing to turn it around, and he's greeted on the first day back by training with the f***ing "development squad"? Because the fool never changed his nationality, what does he expect

Let's just close it and forget he exists. Because it just makes people angry as fuck. We should only update when the cunt dies - and there should be loads of smiley faces.

What is the point of Jenkinson on loan ? As much as Remy did well for us last season , he now gone and we are still looking for a forward just like we were 12 months ago. The same will happen here. If the lad does well, they will be no hope of signing him.. Have we really fallen that far down we have to rely on loan signings season after season... Shouldn't need to loan right backs, strikers or midfielder maybe sometimes if special enough

Or total lies about the team performance. Can't wait horrible cunt he is

They don't appear to give a fuck about dismantling teams. We need to build up not tear down. People like Debuchy could be perfect foundation for this club but we won't show the ambition that keeps them here and attracts others. Every player is for sale and we don't have that many to start with

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way I've always maintained we will be safe this season but the thought of that makes me s*** myself It's the type of defence you would expect in league 1 or 2, however it's coming to a premier theater near you soon. Will be epic watching them f***ers with Tiote giving the ball away, Sissoko and Gouffran not creating and unable to pass the ball it will truly be disgusting, however as you say probably safe because there will be believe it or not worse teams. All the goals we've conceded, all the poor central defensive play and we still haven't signed a dominating CB (not counting Mapou as he's should along side the dominating CB). We go in 2014/15 with Mike Williamson as a first choice in that role, a pathetic lettuce of a man, it's absolutely f***ing mental. And yet Mike was probably our best defender last season, damning really. Desperate for a good back 4 that are able to organise and positionally aware. Colo is only intelligence we have, Mapou looks like he could be decent but Pardcunt ate snails once and now hates the fucking french.

He's vunerable to pace, he got done in the Euro's a couple of years ago by pace, seen it happen a few times for us as well. Mind you that's a small mark on his copybook, he's still a very very good player. He isn't the quickest but by god he is better than anything we have had there for years. Danny Simpleton, Carr, Taylor

Think we need a new manager

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way I've always maintained we will be safe this season but the thought of that makes me s*** myself It's the type of defence you would expect in league 1 or 2, however it's coming to a premier theater near you soon. Will be epic watching them fuckers with Tiote giving the ball away, Sissoko and Gouffran not creating and unable to pass the ball it will truly be disgusting, however as you say probably safe because there will be believe it or not worse teams.

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way

Haven't even been back a day and players are already being made to train with the reserves Nice to see we're starting off on the right foot. I really hope this is a sick joke. Pretty sure he was in the pictures from training with all the others. Tbh the pictures all look like reserves, although I suspect that's our squad now.

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man

Mentally ill people really shouldn't be allowed to use twitter.

He was linked to Blackburn a lot a few years ago.

huh? He handed request in at Montpellier and Pards will let him rot in reserve so he can play Taylor and Williamson, I think he means.