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On the plus side we can monitor Cabella closer to home

Pardew will find them and make damned sure de Jong plays in whichever position best exposes them. It should say Weaknesses (Yet), he will help him devolve into a weak pile of piss and the only strengths will be jumping for things and tracking back

Must be a fucking nightmare being that fat, makes me obese

He has never looked good at right back for us, it literally is because he has a right foot. Quite like Richards so wouldn't be against him as a Debuchy replacement. Santon is a left back or potentially midfield.

At that price and given his age it would be worth it. Didn't look great but didn't look totally void of talent

What is wrong with them, must be bothering them. Don't think their signing Gomez or Jones really registered with us. On facebook a mate of mine has literally posted 20 posts in last day about how shite he is, bitter doesn't even cover it, they have a total obsession with us and spend a disturbing amount of time making the world know about it.

Aye, someone like Ben Arfa. It's f***ing criminal really. Yip exactly someone like that and give him freedom to do what the fuck he likes in final 3rd of pitch. We still need a winger or 2 and for Pardew to actually let them create. It's funny because next season we will have Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko and De Jong that can't pass a ball in midfield with Anita the only one that seems to be able to, All that possession .

7 goals and 1 assist in 16 apps, in the league last season Pretty much a 1 in 3 scoring record for Ajax over his career there which basically means he will score 2 goals for us this season. It's ok though because Jack Cuntback will score at least 1 as will Sissokho, Gouffran, Cisse so we will at least have 6 goals at end of season

No Dumshit and Shola yo

Deep lying striker rather than a number 10, looks like he makes runs similar to Nolan rather than creating and link up like say Silva, Mata etc. Personally think we need the link up creative type as we need someone to provide those plays

That excitement will go within first month though tbh

Mind when we do decide to sign players it seems like they come from nowhere and done in a day

What do you want strikers for, ungrateful fucker is a Midfield and Defence not enough for you

Probably Left Back

Twitter nonsense. Bound to be those cock noses on twitter - nufcfans and Cunty Colin ITK bollocks

4-4-1-1 without a doubt IMO. Sissoko right, Gouffran left, Tiote & Anita/Colback then. I actually think Gouffran might actually get replaced for a while but then be to the go guy when he it inevitably goes tits up and Pardew goes 'back to basics'. For whom, I don't know. Pardews back to basics is actually like doing away with everything we know and becoming cavemen again, don't need electricity it's too flashy

Ruined by anti-football within 2-3 months, good to be signing players, don't know much about him but know inevitable result with cunt face in charge

Don't think he has, Pearson left in 2008 Spot on, Hughton signed Williamson after Pearson left. And it's all hypothetical because as you say it's us divvies just believing, or hoping the f*** it's true. Can't wait to see Shola unveiled just before Man City game with about 6 or 7 out the door and nobody else in I can live with the 6 or 7 out and nobody in but the Shola back is going too far. You just had to go too far didn't you you know and I know that it will happen, the curse will never end and Pardew will sell it as signing a player from the world cup

This game is hurting my eyes

Don't think he has, Pearson left in 2008 Spot on, Hughton signed Williamson after Pearson left. And it's all hypothetical because as you say it's us divvies just believing, or hoping the fuck it's true. Can't wait to see Shola unveiled just before Man City game with about 6 or 7 out the door and nobody else in

Don't think he has, Pearson left in 2008

Be daft not to take that tbh, plus im sure we don't need more than 2 centre halves

What squad, by August it will be with our 11 players can't see where goals are coming from as we start with Taylor x2, Dumshit, Willo, Elliot, Colcack, Tiote, Gouff, Cisse, Anita, Shola

Dracula complex, or rabies

The talk of him wanting Gerrard to carry on worries me, time to shake things up and make players work for their place in the squad. Hodgson has failed to inspire them and formation/tactics were awful. Need a different approach, we need a defensive midfielder, there must be someone across the league that can do that job for the team while allowing maybe Henderson and Barkley to attack in front.