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The Premiership's first gay hero. He could even be the lord that all the other premier gays look up to

Or Pards is pissed off that he wants to actually attack as well as defend and is trying to get him to not cross half way - most likely

I reckon it's him trying to get across that Debuchy may not start on Sat - this place and me if it happens, would go fucking mental

Or, "So Mr Pardew, how did the trees at training ground fall over" Pards: "Well Deb's hasn't been pulling up those trees, he's just been a really good pro this week"

Ba on 10 mins and had 4 chances for a goal compared to Torres who is fucking awful. Ba will bag a hatful for these like. Well played Swansea though. Wish we had that fight and composure

More like 20, he started our whole roller-coaster towards the championship in my opinion. Freddy and Ashley just compounded it with even more stupid appointments

Clearly not coming, reading reports, it doesn't sound like he cares whether he moves or not and isn't ecstatic at prospect of joining us. I wish we would just move on tbh

I know, can't take that long to count out 1 million euros

Lets just move on. I just want this window closed as same shit and same outcome. Surprised we got debuchy but really only expect to be let down for cb and striker

Oh dear Such a prick , bet he wants another fire also, typical horrible Mr England (Not anymore) cunt

Would quite like Bradford against Swansea, unfortunately your right and Chelsea will end up winning it.

When we play them we will make them look like world beaters, it's what we do

Absolutely fantastic, wish our club would take cups seriously. Hope Bradford go and win it like, be good to see a team come and do it. Villa look hopeless, Can't help feeling sorry for them really, then I think of their horrible fans at our relegation party and smile a bit

Yet every player we sign is awful Must be a reason why he ended up at bursaspor rather than a bigger team in france if any good. Can MONg manage foreigners though (Although our cunt can't either)

More likely to get Dirk Diggler tbh - would shaft other teams I suppose

Yeah I don't get this, surely you just phone them up, say "parlay vois anglais", then shout "Remy 4 million pounds" and wait for an answer Simple really, doesn't take that much getting ready

Could quite possibly get half if 3 London clubs want him. Is that a great idea? I mean, I know it's Simpson, but our squad is thin and it's not gonna improve if we always sell as many players as we get in. Maybe keep to summer would be best bet for us

Nope long ball written all over that team i reckon

They bid 10m + SWP so in theory 8m from us will be accepted. Sounds plausible

Doing a Ben Arfa tbh

MONg must have been sacked I reckon if they are signing foreign players

Racial abuse of him or a member of his family no doubt, "ship them all back to Africa" - in quotes as probably from RTG in few months, not my words - I ain't no racism

Aye need a good grasp of English to take in Pards tactics and set up like. Whats "go long" in french?

In some respects all we need are a handful of Purple players such as Colo,Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Cisse etc and the rest to be competent football players not superstars. Likes of everton have a few handy players in Baines, Fellaini and Pienaar, Jelavic the rest are competent but would struggle if just dropped into our team imho

Whatever happens we need Anita and Marveux on pitch, hopefully with Cabaye also. I suspect Jonas will come back in and play left wing though, instantly removing any value of Cisse playing through centre. Obertan should start left wing really, but no idea who would then go right - maybe Anita with Cabaye and Marveux just in front of Perch