Lenny

Inspired. Edit: Insipid.

Paha nice. Brilliant finish.

So often Dubs grabs the ball and wants to counter but no fucker is in a position to receive it.

Maybe put him with more than 0 (when ASM hasn't featured) or 1 other creative player and he might stand a bit of a chance.

Joelinton did well there to get himself facing goal.

We've started poorly.

Really liking his looking to throw rather than boot it long. Yep, just a little panic inducing when he does it through two Villa players standing about 5 yards apart

Eye of the needle that throw from Dubs

For Grealish. To whoever fouled ASM.

Should be a yellow.

Imagine playing a premier league football match in this heat...

Well, I suppose we should be thankful that he had said reputation, as he certainly wouldn't be here otherwise.

It could be argued that the right move would be not making an announcement until safety is mathematically confirmed, so as to not disrupt the player and staff's attention. I would obviously hate waiting that much longer, mind

I think he struggled upon promotion to the extent that I questioned if he was good enough for the Premier league, but he's come on a lot and looks a good player now.

I don't think so, personally. Took the ball completely with a controlled tackle. Unfortunate if anything, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a red for it.

Keane

Think you need a drive to Barnard Castle. Not for the first time FFS I was even wondering why the hell he was so far forward. Sure I heard the commentator say his name. And I've just remembered there's an audio delay on my link. He obviously made an earlier pass

Can tell the only football I've experienced lately is FIFA; I fully expected Foden to boot it either off the post again or inexplicably against a defender nowhere in the natural flight of the ball

Nice goal. Shame Walker's attempt hit the post.

Saw him lift his legs whilst people were standing over him.

I would probably put Rivaldo up there.

I think most people won't give a damn what happens if he can't sell it as they'll be done with the club. On here, yeah. But not the match-goers. Maybe "most" is too strong a word, but I think people checking-out won't just be confined to this forum.

I think most people won't give a damn what happens if he can't sell it as they'll be done with the club.

I think Willian is a brilliant player. Lovely to watch.

I got that in Magaluf the summer it came out, weeks before it had been released in the UK. Walked through Newcastle airport like royalty, everyone was coming up to me asking where I'd got it from. Id love to see this design return. One thing I will say it was very heavy!! Any of our shirts back then with the star on made for for a particularly sweaty, isolated circular part of one's torso