Lenny

We've gone mental. Charnley's just dropped a fistful of cowies.

Other than being a "sweaty fuck" on FIFA, does anyone have any decent knowledge of Doumbia? Is he any good?

Mbabu, that's right... he got injured too

How have you come to this conclusion? He persisted with Haidara at the beginning of the season who was nothing short of horrendous until he ended up getting injured as he was starting to improve. Since then Dummett has been his only option unless I'm missing someone.

Nah, I stuck in £1,900. You cheap f***s. I imagine you looked just like your avatar after your huge donation More

Nah, I stuck in £1,900. You cheap fucks.

Late to the party here, but donated!

Coleman fucking hell!

Dunno if we will or won't drop but it's looking like a coin toss. We won't string any results together that will see us have any form of breathing space though that's for sure.

Like a slightly taller Anita, seems little difference in style between the two to me. More range in his passing than Anita so far I'd say.

Should have scored? Bit harsh to say should have IMO. It was both a decent shot and a decent save. A good striker puts that away though. The less said about when he was left one on one with the last defender the better, it was fairly pitiful.

Should have scored? Bit harsh to say should have IMO.

Aaron's has been poor, I'd be inclined to take him off for Perez and go back to our usual formation with Mbemba left back.

How did the ref not see the hand full of Mitro's shirt. We badly need a pacy forward to press the back line, and Mitro needs to work on his movement in the box. He stood still when Shelvey was looking for a ball across the face.

Camera focussing on Lallana as he says 'fucking get in'

Christ

Sake

Oh dear

That was a really good goal.

Shite defending, well taken.

I don't have a problem with him having his initial period out wide. He still contributed heavily despite going missing at times and it gave him an opportunity to adapt to the league in a position that wouldn't shatter his confidence early on if he fucked up. Now he's up to speed he should be in his best position.

I think Colo had a longer, more consistent period at his best that was close to or as good as Woodgate's spell for us, so would personally pick the Colo that saw us to 5th in the league... just. I don't think that best was Woodgate best though. That's fair enough. As I said before I won't tell anyone their opinion is wrong for picking either way. They are both by far and away the best two centre backs I've seen play for us. Colo fully deserved his place in team of the season the year we finished 5th and Woodgate certainly earned his move to Madrid.

Still don't know who their manager is. Gouffran

Perfect pen.