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Depends on what devizes you are viewing them on.

Good professional, limited footballer with a good knack of scoring goals. Got our money's worth from him and I hope he does well wherever he goes as long as it isn't Sunlun

Always thought this lad was good even when I thought he was shit last season.

A million times better than their business last year. Just goes to show the benefit of having that year of the big TV deal I suppose. We're probably a year behind that sort of signing. It also helps you get given a free Stadium worth probably £700m and are allowed to keep the land from your old one to sell to the highest bidders. Fucking corrupt Tories for you.

Off to Fulham innit? His Mam was born in Walker so wants to sign for us Currently transporting his houseboat "Proud Mary" to the Tyne as we speak.

Get the strangest feeling that you're forgetting someone here

Absolutely. There's obviously a reason a guy as ludicrously talented as Hatem hasn't achieved more in the game. He's fallen out with someone at every club he's been at. Football has changed in a huge way over the last 10-15 years and the tactical side of the game is now more prominent than ever, meaning carrying a mercurial player is not an option for most teams wanting to compete at the very top. Having said that, I'd pull off my ballbag to have him back here. Not at Nice like. Of course. He was nice at Nice. That takes the biscuit.

Ah, I love The Beach Boys.

One of the Mikes is called Frank though.

Thinly veiled " they all look the same" post there ?

Magnificent strip that one. Denim blue they called it.

Two footed with oodles of pace and a trick or two. As Rich says basically.

Good player. Saw a bit of him when he was on loan here with Armstrong.

Wright Bright Shite

How's about Wright and Bright then

Yeah looks like I've totally not got the gist [emoji15]

Lineker and Beardsley Shearer and Sheringham

Shearer and Sutton Keegan and Toshack Withe and Shaw Crooks and Archibald Dixon and Speedie Dalglish and Rush

Bless the poor little mite, RIP.

That thing with the pony tail is their RB.

Reg Blenkinsopp

How's about Woodgate, Bramble, O'Brien and Hughes?

We should certainly prioritise a programme seller and a toilet roll replenisher. Couple of barpersons wouldn't go amiss either but beggars can't be choosers I guess

Thing all about Tino on Sky Sports Mix right now