Incognito

Kane misses open goal

Absolute aids this post. Aye as if the door would miss his arse.

He was an absolute monster in the middle of the park on his day.Struggling to comprehend this. RIP Cheik.

Fuck no

Hoddle scored one from about 35 yards bent into the top corner past Grobbelaar at Anfield in a 4 or 5-1 defeat iirc.

Steve Mackenzie 1981 cup final replay for Man City

Great finish there too. Cracking game

That's a terrific move and finish

That's what a Scouse midwife says to a father when she's informing him he has a son.

A fucking cravat ffs

I remember my mate having an Adidas Tango ball as a gift from parents. They cost 20 odd quid back then circa 1983. I rolled it to him as we came back from the park without him paying attention. He soon paid attention when a National Express coach ran over it causing a bang similar to a gunshot. Tried to blame me for it fruitlessly

We wouldn't get Sakho for that though.

He wrote the Tory manifesto apparently.

Heffalump

Mooy has been cack

Bit more lively now

Fucking awful this.

Celebs all over the world cacking themselves now

Crisp packet hands

Bit early to start on the whisky innit?

He's such a stupid cunt Surely Oldbedsit is the opposite. Anyhow Charlton don't like Palace having had to borrow Selhurst when The Valley was closed. He "managed" both of those. Fraudulent cunt that he is.

I fear the worst . If ever there was a time to fall of the wagon. Happy half century irrespective.

Not if they come for our manager it won't

Tactical perfection tbf. Beautiful in its own way. Fuck off man An approach like this isn't below Rafa, and if it brought home a European trophy, it would indeed be beautiful. Can't remember Rafa's Chelsea playing like this against Benfica in the final when he was there, and Benfica were a much better team than this Ajax are Anyway it's nowhere near beautiful either way If it were an Italian side, everyone would be, rightly, creaming over the tactical approach. Majestic. Shite football managed by dickheads is your nectar Not really sure that the greatest club manager of the last 15 years can be equated with Pardew like. Appreciate Mou went too mainstream for the 'desperate to be hipster' brigade. I can't get my head around the way you think, like. The football he has teams playing is absolutely shite and you're a neutral, so why do you care if it wins trophies? I don't care in the slightest tbf. Ideally I'd want the English top 6 to all crumble out of existence and never lift a trophy again. Appreciate a Mourinho tactical masterclass and the preparation which goes into it, that is all. We had mugs moaning about Rafa's 'practical' approach. For me it doesn't matter one iota if it's successful. How is it a masterclass to beat a team like Ajax with Man Utd? A masterclass in anaesthetics I'm on board with.

Or Wayne Fereday mores to the point. God he was awful.