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Norwegians would,as John Lennon once said.

Even though its my home town,being in a different league takes away the misfortune of losing to them,and the earhole after.Its bad enough now with us losing every fucking week!

The publicans there are ecstatic!!!!!!

Fuckin ell,Jermain Defoes into Five Star.

Aye, don't you just hate those c**ts. Bernie Slaven harping on every night, on the "legends" phone-in about us going down. He want's to have another look at the table because if we're in the relegation battle, they certainly are. 3 of their next 4 games are v Villa, Arsenal and Chelsea away. Hope to god they go down. I think we're going to take Boro apart, I really do. Someone is due a thrashing, and have been for a while, and I think it could be them. I hope so,but to say you are "due" means you've already forgot the stuffing you gave us a few weeks back mate!

The rumour going around my local is that i've got a 12 inch cock!!!!!!!!!!! I started it.

Plus Ramage isnt far away........fuck....we're doomed Mr. Mainwaring, DOOMED!!!!!!

And as if by magic, SSN report Woodgate has a sprained ankle and will not play at the weekend. Woody is just about ok,he could play against Brum but he's being held back for the match against PSV on Thusday, there's no urgency over league positions anymore. King won't be there either, probably won't play against PSV at home either, just being wrapped up in cotton wool for the away leg. Ramos doesn't want a keeper that can't catch crosses so Robbo will be on his way, as will Chimbo. Comolli has been out in Spain today, hopefully finalising deals for Villa, Jarque and Diego Capel! I can wish I suppose................. What you're re-signing Villa-he must be 55 by now.

Moyes would be a Sam Asdaprice type appointment.His team are monotonously boring and at times over physical.We should leave men who manage North Western clubs well fucking alone.

I think Duff is playing better each week tbf.

Duff aint been whinging about leaving either.

Harper Beye Taylor Faye Enrique Milner Geremi Barton Duff Owen Martins Pace up front,leave Zoggy on bench to come on for last 20.He needs kick up backside,as he ain't been at the races since Stoke game imo.

All the shit will turn to gold one day,and when it does,i hope i'm at St. James',then in the Toon getting merrily pissed,celebrating with all of you.

We all agreed on Fat Sams appointment that a 3,4 or 5 year plan needed to be set in place.What we didnt think was that it involved Championship football,and had he stayed in place,and it still might,we could have been relegated.

At defending yes,i can see your point.Howey was also miles quicker than Phil.Albert was a fantastic passer of the ball and was one of our creative weapons in KKs team.,he just happened to be our centre half.I cant think of any other central defenders since that has Phils footballing ability.

As long as your manager isnt the 3rd eye!!!!!!!!David Blunkett seen more than Arsene .

I think Darren Moore would be a good buy.

Erm, what about Bolton? Or Villa? When the f*** will we stop pretending that we can ognore the beatings off bigger teams, whilst making up other excuses for our peers - and inferiors - also humbling us?? We took 4 points off Bolton monkey. You must have missed that. Still despite having our worst ever premiership season we're still above that rabble down the road eh ? If it wasn't for them breaking all kinds of records (again) we could be in the s***. That should cheer you up, does it ? Did you see the Bolton home game? Was that good enough for you? Oh, aye, i'm over the moon that we are JUST above SUnderland in the league table. Thats exactly what I expect from a club with our support, resources, infrastructure etc. If you're not happy with the present situation Monkey - then imagine how most us us on here must feel ! Why would a bunch of predominantly non-Geordies feel any worse than me? because pain has no regional borders Bollocks, tbh. But my view on people supporting clubs from places they are not from is not likely to be well-recieved in an internet forum full of peopel who support a team from a place they are not from. This is footbal mate,not tribal warfare.I've never supported Coventry City even though i was born here,i've supported Newcastle United because my Dad would have beat the shit out of me if i didnt.And all through school and most of my working life,i've had the piss ripped out of me by glory hunting wankers,and even by Coventry fans during the late 70's and part of the 80's and 90's too.So in some cases its MORE painful to support a team not in the area you're from.At least where you are,you have safety in numbers mate. And 34 years later,i wouldnt have swapped my Newcastle experiences for anything,because even 95-96,people remember us more,and our brand of football than the eventual fortuitous champions.

That's a fucking joke. It is scummy journalism at its worst,i mean who tackles with front foot up and back foot a la Rudolf Nuryev?He's definitely just kicked the ball as an earlier post said.

When i saw that i thought exactly the same, you could go to any traing ground in the country, and you could get a shot of any player in that position! This slander could REALLY fuck him up tbh, he will be scared to go in to a tackle because of the stick or injuring people! Hope he plays against us then!!! I am interested to see how the referee acts in our game at the Emirates on Saturday. I will state right now that I fully expect Nigel Reo-Coker to get sent off. And he'd deserve it if he went to do Eduardo's other leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i saw that i thought exactly the same, you could go to any traing ground in the country, and you could get a shot of any player in that position! This slander could REALLY fuck him up tbh, he will be scared to go in to a tackle because of the stick or injuring people! Hope he plays against us then!!!

Id like to see him play for Baghdad Rovers with a shirt that reads,"I hate Sunnis",on the front,and"I am Shiite"on the back.

Nani looks a good signing imo.As does Jagielka.As for bad ones,when did Mido join the Smoggies?

We'd best sign Ricky bastard Ponting!!!!!!