Incognito

The ultimate in the zip off the turf shot that goal in 70. After the ridiculously laid back assist by Pele. He was the first of the famous attacking Brazilian full backs that we've seen down the years. Clear innovator to the likes of Junior, Josimar, Cafu and Roberto Carlos. RIP.

Get the shit out of your eyes Mo lad

Great hit Mo lad

Happy Birthday Jacko. All the very best for the Great British Bake Off final on Wednesday

Lucky in all 3 games mind. They're still shit.

Bus must be late I see

Sounds like a great time was had by all. Well done to all of you!

The Man's a Buffoon.

Gary Neville also tried to wipe out Ginola at full speed but Ginola just rode the tackle and whipped a ball in. I think Ferdinand scored from it. Yes, remember these events too. A jolly splendid day all round.

Aside from the goals who remembers Cantona going two footed over the top on Pedro? And Albert mocking him in our box? And Taggart trying to make out we were lucky?

Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the man who came to play He's the kind of man who scores so much We do not worry and we don't regret a single day Ah Gayle Gaa-aa-ayle

Henderson full of urgency to get the ball forward.

I've done that and you're right, he's shit hot. Even finding time to breakthrough the opponent's back line to create.

Predictably thick as pig shit.

Wobble chops about to face the Beast in the Chase on ITV

And shite

Kanji's prospect Domenic Iorfa impressing again. Not least for his versatility. I've seen him be excellent at centre back and left back before and at the moment bombing up and down the right flank. Very impressive.

Wolves well on top. Ref fucking them over tbh.

Having said that Sunderland are riddled with Bottom.

Fuck knows why the Royal Shakespeare company would want a centre half like.

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too. Martyn was still brilliant when he played for Everton from 2003 - 2006 before he retired. Easily the best keeper we've had since Southall. Completely forgot he ended up at your place . Now Southall, what a fantastic keeper he was. Definitely the best British keeper of the 80s, yet I cannot help but think that if he was English that he would hardly have played such was Sir Bobby's obsession/loyalty to Peter Shilton.

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too. Big Oggy was quality, like. Remember him making out of this world saves against Beardsley and Cantona in 93-94. Ian Wright used to knee him in the face every season. Shithouse trick by a cowardly cunt.

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too. Big Oggy was quality, like. Remember him making out of this world saves against Beardsley and Cantona in 93-94. Hell of a nice bloke too

Always used to like Nigel Martyn. Yeah good keeper at both Palace and Leeds. Steve Ogrizovic should probably have been capped in the late 80s too.

We always used to have good keepers. Seaman should really have got in before Woods did after Shilton retired and actually Sir Bobby should really have jettisoned Shilton after Euro 88. The likes of Phil Parkes, Joe Corrigan and even Paul Cooper would have got a bundle of caps today.