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Sir Bobby wasn't a very good England manager. Yes, he had a World Cup quarter and a semi final on his CV, but it was achieved in spite of him and not because of him.

Exactly, you can add Perez to the list of players already mentioned, as he'll likely play on the flank of a three behind the striker. So Perez, Aarons,Ritchie and Thauvin. Three is probably ample, four ideal.

Ojo would be good, Gomez is injured again, no idea who Kent is. Ryan Kent had a spell at Coventry last year. Looked way too good for League 1 but he's a winger, so I reckon it's bollocks as we surely have enough of them.

This cunt magnet signed yet?

He's a hell of a player, and nowhere near his peak. If Manchester United can afford his fee, which they obviously can, then good luck to them. Not sure what role Mourinho will play him in when they go to the Etihad, Stamford Bridge, Anfield etc. to park the bus, but he will absolutely improve them. Can see them challenging for fourth this year.

So you've covered Brazil there, what about Newcastle United? [emoji6]

We'd be Caracas to buy him.

This televised?

Here's some pointless trivia: If Sham Asdaprice becomes England manager, then all 4 home nations will be being managed by someone who either played for or managed Coventry City.

I remember the rumours about Monkou and Le Saux. Chinese whispers of course had expanded the tale to Monkou getting caught in the player's bath welded to Le Saux. Sad indictment of the game and the times too.

Probably made a pilgrimage to the Fritzl compound.

After being introduced to Charnley, apparently Charnley believes him to be a native of Louisiana.

I don't think Mason is that bad, certainly better than Kojak.

That West Ham fan is a special kind of geezer isn't he?

Be very fitting if he scores the winner at Villa Park.

Does Gignac have a touch of the Steve Harmison about him or what?

Did Keown really make a pun about the French resistance just then?

Pele always paid his taxes

What does he play? Crosswords

Bound to be a fiddle.

Hitler wouldn't be a Championship follower.

I'd have preferred Hitler to manage us . Though training wouldn't be any good due to his shortage of balls.

Bale and Ramsey doesn't equal so many Col [emoji3]

That Belgian centre half next to Toby Aldeweirald is a holocaust like.