Incognito

Ronaldo notable yet again by his absence in a big game. Massively disappointing.

Hit the bar quicker than Olly Read.

Fucking Atletico Spuggy blarting ffs.

It's on BT Sport Showcase isn't it?

Badly positioned keeper me thinks.

Whadda mistaka ta makea

Well of course , they're Tories after all.

I'm going to get my hair bleached. And watch every episode of Pet Rescue.

Can't see that working out too well for them, everyone coming there will up there game significantly because it's such an iconic venue. That doesn't make any sense. Unless it's sarcasm about Wembo being iconic. I can't tell. It's what happened when Arsenal played there in the 90s so it is a fair point.

Kind of Ireland though. Gimme a team mate please.

Didn't work out for Arsenal back in the day .

Guess we know already

He was awful in the Cup final and has been whenever I've seen him play this season, but in the Championship he may do a good job. I'd prefer more energy in central midfield myself which we lack. I thought he had a half decent game in the final.

As we know, anything can happen in football, but surely, at this moment in time, to have the best players and the best manager means we will piss this League.

We had a kid at school called Isaac Cox. True story.

This cunt been sacked yet?

Couldn't score a goal when he was at Crewe. Ice Cold in Alex apparently.

A lot of hammers I know in E17 think It's Alright. They didn't want to leave Upton Park either, preferring to stay another day.

Emery is awful, but I do like him .

I'd like to offer Froggy my sincerest congratulations. I'll bet Pardew feels lower than a 10 year old virgin Dachshunds bollocks right now. It's all good.

It was Billy again. Predicted about four things this match. Reckon Pardew will have a full on benny soon too. Hopefully one worthy of a lifetime ban.

God I'm good today. Jesse should have started.

Hopefully a Kevin Moran result here

Smalling thick as mince.