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Both of these.

He loves #19 and may reveal why if he scores 19 goals this season, does not want any other number. If it corresponds to goals, give the lad the 45 shirt. Science.

Aye, I thought that as well TBF. Football is a cruel game sometimes. Still, he's still our third best striker - which if he wants to play for a top-10 team is probably the best he can expect.

Can't handle him signing today, wait til tomorrow FFS.

I love them, saves me having to read the papers as well.

Est-il bon?

Colo signing would be the best of all those.

The way things are going today Smudger will probably sign for Spurs for £10m later.

What flavour syrup does he like?

Looks dapper.

FFS

If that price is true it's unreal, was he nearing the end of his contract?

Absolutely! Put another way, maybe Ashley has finally decided that we have the platform to push on and now is the right time to add to the squad and really push on. Lets hope so. Him and a defender or two and we are making very good progress IMO. If so then fair play to him, he does seem to be learning a bit from past mistakes. The Carroll sale I'll let him off for, the money was crazy.

Somebody must be on their way. Where the fuck have we got £10 million from ffs. The Andy Carroll Treasure Chest that everyone was talking about in the summer.

I don't understand football at the moment, are we good?

Chuckle.

Whey you can't worry about stuff like that, he's only flying over to seal the deal. As for injuries, anyone could get injured at any time, so I don't see the relevance really.

Surely this make it infinitely more likely that we aren't selling Ba? I would have thought Ba's presence would be a big factor in attracting Cisse.

Nice.

Pointless to worry about anyone leaving every time we make a decent signing. Just enjoy it.

Aye, transfers out of the blue are much better, fuck following rumours in the press for months.

Seems credible.

Way ahead of you mate.

This team makes me want to weep, it's that beautiful.