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Tasty player.

Don't see any reason to think he's mackem bound.

I do this even though I live in north London and people have a perfect right to support Arsenal and Spurs!

Same, they're also massively overstating the thing about Forster being third choice. Harper is on his last legs and Forster was loaned out for a great season of experience. Surely can't be anything to that story.

Imagine Sammy rollerblading! He looks comical enough just running. Someone has to get down there and get photos.

J'adore Google translate.

The back four better start French lessons.

You know the answer, it's always been inevitable. Give it to Shola.

He should really have thought more carefully before signing that mind-bending mega contract with Man City in the first place then. The cheek of the lad.

I think N'Gog could potentially be decent player, but not sure if I would want us to be the ones to test that theory.

About Matuidi?

I think Pardew just means that we generally like to keep our deals close to our chest, and that it's the best way to operate. Don't think it's specific to this player.

Sounds like exactly the kind of guy we need. Bienvenue Yohan!

Gazidis sounded excellent when I heard him interviewed, pretty much the perfect chief exec. I guess he puts so much faith in Wenger that he won't try to influence the signing policy, except to make it clear when there's money available.

Well that's it for me. I wonder how many tell tale signs we chose to ignore when signing Owen? Albert Luque must have really impressed us in our initial meetings.

I know it's possible that this is propaganda, but it's encouraging that we're now spotting when players aren't right for us.

Yeah, I'm hoping he's learned from that.

It will be one of the site administrators. Don't worry, they just give people these titles for fun from time to time. It's a complement, enjoy it!

Although clumsy, it is technically grammatically correct.

I think one thing we can be sure about is that Ashley won't be messed around by anyone who he considers is taking the piss. There'll be good and bad consequences from that, obviously.

It all looks pretty likely to me, the biggest question mark seems to be Barton. Even if Nolan doesn't sign a new contract he'll still be here for another season IMO.

Try selling that to Sunderland fans!

Why? Most reports suggest we have, no?

They gave like £7.5m for a player unknown to everybody, did he even justify his fee in Portugal? I`m not sure he even played over there, really strange that one. Sir Alex's unwanted love child? I know, he was available for about £100k just before that as well. Would love to know how/why he ended up moving to Man Utd for such a big fee.

Sky Sports website saying Man Utd are close to selling Bebe for a £5m loss. Would love to know the story behind that transfer.