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They could change the foul rules so it can't be a free kick or penalty if the attacking player initiates the contact. So many now for attackers stepping away from the ball and into the defender.

Blinging gold kit.

The fact this thread exists is unreal when you think about it.

Radio talking like this Man Utd score is a surprise. Brighton are a far better team.

Funny, you would think Rodri just stands in the middle and the game does what he tells it.

I think we should stop trying to work out the logic behind these decisions like, it's no good for your bonce.

True. Primary school bantz isn't exactly on brand mind.

Almost tempted to listen It's insane how bad it is, quite surprised The Athletic haven't stepped in to replace them.

Top pro tip.

Yes, your child needs their own email

I just can’t think of anyone who would manage England that would have a better chance of winning a trophy. We’ve come very close. Potter perhaps, but he’s probably wanting another club job.

I hope the Turkish league is fucking slow.

Generally bad news

There’s a new chap in charge?

TBF it's in the Newcastle tradition of closing stuff while loads of customers walk by outside

Obviously Southgate isn't the most exciting manager, but there's almost complete certainty that his replacement will be worse. International teams are generally coached by second-tier managers, and especially in England the older and semi-retired coaches are not very good. IMO I would try to enjoy it and just hope they squeak over the line to a trophy. They haven't been far off.

Easy win and Harry got his own goal, all is fine with the world.

Think we average three goals a game

Gallagher is just legs and absolutely nothing else. Hilarious player.

I can’t believe Foden isn’t destined to play centrally TBH. Him, Rice and Bellingham.

Nice to hear such inclusive songs as Rule Brittania and God Save the King.

Hey Jude, don’t take the piss.

Tierney would make a great Dr Who.

It’s not even about ability at this point, once the story around someone becomes this disastrous, you’ve got to take him out.

He has to play every England game by law.