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We might be looking to have a backup to Bruno as well as a partner. Not for £50m I guess, but someone who can come in, we've seen at the moment that he's being asked to play through an ankle injury.

He should’ve just taken Kane out nearer the half-way line, but I guess we were going to win so less desperation and need to take a yellow card.

I feel like I'm back in the "can't play in a back 4" era. And it isn't good.

Pretty sure we’re going to smash them.

He’s definitely been bulking a bit.

Couldn’t believe when I saw the team sheet. Their attacking fullbacks were what I was most worried about. Guess he was maybe worried about exposing the sides of 3 CBs to our wingers and Isak, I dunno.

Match cam 10:10 is that Joelinton skin on Porro that hasn’t made any of the other highlights. Thought it was funny how Porro was giving it the big one and then bottled it with a weak little thumbs up after. Little twat.

Only a superclub could get him got around £100m I guess. If so then fair enough, if he wants it. That’s just every player in football though, not worth worrying about it.

Yeah, he’s playing on the same side as his favoured foot as well, which is really unusual in football at the moment.

The Obertan comparison is still the most obvious one I can think of. But Obertan either didn’t have the coaches, willingness or the ability to grow his confidence to use the physical and technical attributes he had, where Murphy does.

Isak actually shoots high a fair bit as well, guess he’s selecting the right finish in each case. Did it quite a bit in the warmup.

So decisive as well, to dart into that space and get the shot off. Possibly Lloris should have saved it but might well have been knocked in by Joelinton at the back post anyway.

Very rarely experience joy like those first 20 minutes, unreal.

From those finishes against Liverpool it was clear the guy was ice cold and not bothered by anything. As well as a ruthless finisher. The lad's 23 FFS. When he was touted around a few years ago I thought he might just be all pace, nothing of the sort.

I find it a bit strange that Spurs are trapped in this narrative of failure to meet expectations... when have they ever been consistently good? They would be better off getting rid of Kane, Son and whoever else and restructuring their club to build and progress sustainably. I really don't think they're a club who should be finishing in the top 4 every season, it will come and go.

Couldn't be in better hands, we just need to relax and be patient.

‘Enjoy the game’ alone is a sackable offence.

The PA in general is about 50% too loud, it’s ridiculous.

It’s been unlistenable since the takeover TBH. Something has gone in Caulkin, started believing his own hype.

Are we 100% sure he hasn't swapped places with Josh?

That Joelinton touch is just sublime, never would have thought he'd get to the point of doing that.

Little word for the touch and pass to Willock for the Isak goal. A normal midfielder just knocks that to Willock’s feet to be safe, and Willock isn’t able to play the forward pass. But Bruno rolls his studs over it under pressure and plays it ahead of Willock, starting off the whole move. So many examples of those little added value things he does.

Think it’s was more like a nervous breakdown. Post game he sounded like a Vietnam veteran.

He seems quite eccentric. Look at the funny stuff he does. It’s not a criticism.

Such a funny and slightly weird bloke as well, which is class. Bet he likes Warhammer, which I’m fully behind.