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I’m sure I thought our fixtures were kind before the season started.

Yeah, I thought it was a spoof. Poor fuckers.

Remember that stuff happened before VAR.

Gazza Euro 96 is the one I’ll probably never forget. Gutting.

Don’t want to assume but I guess there are plenty of branches of Greggs.

He doesn’t even like going to training.

No fucking way

Still wouldn't be surprised if we end up buying him in Jan or next summer. Parish is an idiot.

Nice thing to reveal to the entire world.

Hopefully it'll help him to not have to play so much and be relied on so much. He's not at the level we need but he can contribute as a squad player.

12k in the queue and you got a ticket?

He was noticeably getting more tackles in for sure, and being more active in engaging opponents rather than just standing in front of them.

I guess for a lot of people the most memorable part of the game was the most negative part, where we made loads of mistakes and nearly fell apart. But the whole game wasn’t like that. It could’ve gone to either team really, but nobody can have complaints about us winning. We played some better stuff in spells.

It was a different guy.

I think one of the reasons I was happy we didn't sign Maddison is that he's so difficult to accommodate. Talented player but significant things he's not good at in wide forward and midfield positions.

Our front 6 is going to be terrifying once they're properly up and running. Minus Man City and Salah they're as good as anybody around.

Seems an absolutely no-chance situation there. Low fee and player they don't want to sell. Makes no sense.

The possession thing is really tricky to judge. I would love a more possession-based team, but I know it's not Howe's main focus. That said, a lot of the time we lose the ball it's just an individual mistake from a player who is not very good technically, so those ones aren't tactical.

The first time passes are a deception as well... you give the ball quickly a few times, then when they start expecting it and not closing you down you can take touches and get turned.

Johnson was their best player when he came on IMO, but don’t know enough to say why he isn’t starting. Odobert looks miles away from ready for the PL.

Even at Chelsea it was clear he couldn’t operate at this level. Baffling signing by Spurs. I’d actually forgotten he was there until he came on yesterday.

Oh, classic avoiding international duty then.

Is he?

Spurs weren't really that good. We just made that mistake for the goal and our heads went for a while. It was much more about our mistakes than their quality IMO. They also made odd subs like bringing on Werner which was never going to help them.

I think we can all agree we won't miss the transfer chat like.