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Lots of strikers would miss that Isak goal, I think about 20% of a goal would be about right. For xG purposes.

It’s genius when Isak holds his run because he anticipates that Fabianski is about to play the ball. He could easily chase and run under the ball and not score. Guy is unreal.

Not sure that argument follows though. Of course our results and defence have been great, but you still need to examine every part of it to see where improvements can be made. Bowen is a very tricky though and he won’t face such a difficult challenge every week.

Would like to see him come in now, Burn has been decent but he’s coping rather than thriving.

Can’t believe the shite they talked about his pass on Sky. Bizarre, it was a perfect ball.

On the other hand, can a bad team continue to pick up points at the rate they have despite not being very good? It’s going to be interesting for sure.

Do know what you're saying, I think if his physical action had been worse he would have got longer. Like if he'd pushed the ref to the ground or something.

Casemiro has the same force field, very weird.

Were the Chelsea fans booing the Ramadan break?

The standard of refereeing isn’t that bad, there’s only so well humans can do at it. And football rules are subjective and most pundits and fans don’t know the details.

I would have gone for 5 or 6 as well, has to be clearly more than you would get for a normal red. 8 is a lot but it sends the right message.

Surely it has to be worse than an offence against a player?

Oh, didn't see that, have no idea why that would be.

Because he’s manager of Newcastle would be the main one

I’m sure we’ll spend over £100m in the summer. Probably more. Depending on where we finish of course.

The United thing doesn’t have anything to do with us being called Newcastle though, it’s about Man Utd being called United

Conte gonte?

Heard they’re not after Pep either.

Most highlight reels for the last couple of years involve Maxi laying chances on a plate for people like Longstaff and Willock to miss. He could easily have twice as many assists at least.

Kane is one of the worst divers in the league. Always has been. And a dirty tackler himself. He’s a great player otherwise but I’ll never have any affection for him.

I have Froggy on ignore so I only see the quoted posts. No offence, it’s just not a Man Utd forum and I can’t be bothered with it. All I’m saying is that Man Utd don’t come across as a top team when I watch them. Of course I don’t know as much as their own fans, but then again I’m not biased in their favour either. As I said, we should stop talking about Man Utd now.

Spurs and Man Utd are both not very good teams, we are.

Just as well they have Kane or they’d be right in the relegation mix.

That was truly bizarre. No justification at all to stop the game, easiest decision in the world. Very strange.

It won’t take that long.