Unlucky Luque

probs end up at one of the milan sides Aye or Arsenal/Roma. Or Juve to replace Thiago

"Roberto Mancini had taken the team to the Vatican to visit the Pope, a cat lover, in an attempt to rid the team of the black cat’s curse"

Uh oh...

tu tiene poco pene

Barcelona. How many of the people on here that have voted for Gomis have actually seen him play? Not me, but I love the sound of Obafemi and Befetimbi leading our attack

Sold!

Jo from CSKA

Muamba as a long-term replacment for Butt

Barnes, Zarate, Shorey, Larsson

Alialialiadiere

6-0 Cya Sven

Thanks Kev

Time to unleash the Kaz

Meh

Load of bollocks. No way he'd be sold that cheaply. He's buying out his contract

Alan Oliver - Alildo Sounds like a sextoy for midgets

Navinho Hmm...pretty authentic

Looks canny. Commentators will hate us though

And with Viduka out for a couple of months, he would definitly get a chance as a target man.

Wow. What a crazy season it has been. Top clubs like Valencia and PSG on the verge of relegation, as well as Newcastle a few months ago.

Poor lad. Most of the youths who come back from long term injurys turn shit... Hopefully he'll recover well.

Poll

wtf

Doubt we'll see crunching taclkes in the prem then