Unlucky Luque

He's not a striker. The project is over. He'll be fine when he's back on the left.

Was convinced it was an own goal

Hits the ball so fucking clean. Even when he misses the goal it's nice to look at.

A real whiny bunch, this lot. Christ. That Gomes is a wrongun

Wolves look decent, like. They'll gel and have a solid season.

BERGKAMP 2.0

This guy is going to be a lot of fun to watch. Probably even better when he gets to link up with another striker.

Alright: Knowing Howe, there’s absolutely NO WAY Woltemade starts today. Osula starts up front, and Nick is subbed on in the 72nd minute IF we lead by more than two goals.

We'll be fishing people out of the Tyne after every game, win or lose.

You guys are out of your god damn minds.

lock the thread for a bit, jesus christ.

He would probably be the main striker in that formation. Woltemade is a more natural second striker of the two.

We neeeeeed a striker. He genuinely wants to be here. Knows the league. Scores a bunch. Completely different profile from Woltemade and gives us a load of attacking options. Don't give a shit about the fee - it's not my fucking money.

He helped us win a cup. He didn't want to be here anymore. Howe and the squad weren't gagging to keep him around. We doubled our money. That's all folks. Let's get another striker in, then we don't have to spend any more energy hating the guy.

Another player who was let down by the formation and tactics, (crosses were cack though, no excuses). He was constantly marked by two, and sometimes three players with no support. Reminded me of the "bit of magic"-Pardew days where wingers are just expected to walk the ball into the net on their own.

Trying too hard, and more experienced PL CB's will eat him up. But he was also completely isolated up top. Many strikers would struggle with the level of "service" he was offered today. Thought his first (only?) shot showed a bit of class. The touches were great to get it under control.

Can't believe I was looking forward to this. Saturday evening well spent

Fucking HELL

They even ruined the World Cup.

Are you not entertained, Yasir?

We are so fucking back

no loan for you, big dog

Forgot we had made signings

Get Sørloth and Strand-Larsen. Fuck the swedes. Except Krafth.