Unlucky Luque

I will probably learn to hate him if he goes to another english club. His in-game antics will be unbearable.

soft if we get it

Can't the badge just be the badge?

Should have one of those sensors on the front of the shorts too when Isak is running with the ball.

9 mins?? wtf

Goal drought? Play Newcastle.

They'll nick this now. So predictable and unavoidable.

so fucking stupid arms being offside

Three times Dubs has come to claim the ball and been ignored

So fucking cool. Absolute world class

What happened to Lucas de Bolle? He was highly rated what seems like a decade ago, but can't remember seeing him in any of the recent line-ups

Yep, I completely checked out after Rafa left and Bruce was the replacement. Can't believe people found the strength to stay on after being absolutely cucked by Mike Ashley. Didn't give two shits about Bruce. The last years under Pardew I hate-watched our games, supporting whoever we played against. I wanted Pardew to lose.

Fairly obvious gameplan. Murphy crosses over to Burn who heads it back into the mix. 5-1 city

Thierry Henry regen

Even if we are exploiting some loophole, its a unbelievably shitty thing to do with a kid who's got loads of potential and needs to play. Shameful from the club if we really are using him as a pawn in some petty FFP-attack. There has to be more to it, I don't think Eddie would agree to the above.

IIRC there's a clause that activates if he scores a goal in warm-up/training

They’ve absolutely Newcastle 22/23’d us

Add another 0 to that because amortization over five years or some shit I don't know

Still remember the music

night everyone

Everyone associates football with the explosive celebration of a goal. Every advert, every promo. People are hugging and cheering and chucking beer everywhere. How the fuck will they market this shit in the future?

I'm only half serious, but relief at the goal standing replacing euphoria of a goal being scored is killing the "product".

Was playing through-balls on instinct, but was hamstrung by Isak not making runs. Ally McCoist couldn't get enough of him

He loves the CL, like. First 20 mins against Dortmund (can't remember which game) he looked like one of the best wingers in the world. Genuinely world class.