Unlucky Luque

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God, I love football.

Can see us moving fast when the whole Isak thing is over. A couple of panic buys in the final days, and at least one random-ass mid table premiere league player. A Jefferson Lerma or Kenny Tete or something

Probably went something like this:

Will people be weird about it when he takes #9?

No.

Svenathan Botgate

Lock this shit and burn it.

Shite pre-season results means great season and vice versa. You guys not paying attention?

SoLongstaff

It's like milquetoast, but the food.

Mild, timid, bland, easily digestible. Like milk toast.

Business as usual on here, I see.

Then I would suggest avoiding the news, as there are a lot more anxiety-inducing things going on outside my milquetoast opinion on Sean Fucking Longstaff. Sorry for scaring you.

Longy is a very solid PL CM. He can play the pingy 6 where he excelled under Rafa, or the industrious box-to-box 8. Will be a great signing for the right team. It's the right time for both parties to move on, but he has been a very important player for us these past years.

STFU I come in here to laught at twitter ITK's and now this shit.

Why is he mates with Sven?

Can you repeat the question?

He'll be absolutely lethal when we play the NUFC 22/23 brand high-press counter against better teams. He'll be frustrating as hell when we need to unlock a low block. Hopefully we get someone else in for that. I'm all for it, but he does strike me as a slighlty one-dimensional player for a certain type of game, like Barnes and Willock.

It's doing my fucking head in. Almost makes me wish for vuvuzelas.

We weren’t getting through them before, and we sure as hell ain’t now

Conditioned to hate them, but we need them in the league. This is what football is about, being shit-scared on match day even when we are mint and they are shite. It’s THE fixture.

Looks like derbies are back on the menu, boys!

I honestly thought you lot had won a lot more trophies recently. Fair enough!

This is the best day of my life.