Unlucky Luque

Stick Karius up front when Isak goes off. He's a big guy, can probably hold up play well enough.

He'll be advised to keep his head down (seems like the kind of guy anyway), and then in the weeks before pre-season we'll see a 10 000 word interview in the Athletic or something where he opens up about the tough times, working hard, and wanting to apologise to the fans etc.

Brandt is awesome

That's the one, Esteban Cardona Lopez. Cheers! Also, 2012 is over ten years ago, fucking hell

Playing FM I was reminded of a youngster we had in the NUFC academy sometime in the last 5-10 years. He was from South America, possibly Colombia, and had an outrageous name that made everybody excited. Then no one ever heard from him again. Any remember what his name was? Not Zamblera, Santiago Munoz, Vilca, Victor Fernandez...

Disgusting game of football from everyone involved.

This bastard always seems to score against us

When we lost him we also lost Gordon

Stonewall pen, this ref stinks

they're winning this

Can't see us doing a lot of business in Jan. Maybe a young versatile forward. Or a long-term-target-becoming-available special.

Are there any highlights at all? What is this shite embargo, I'm bloody dying here.

He had two sensational dummies in the first 20 mins. So composed. Was probably my MOTM even before the goal.

Emoji-makers, if you would be so kind:

You bastard, I was doing this

Can't see shit

That little shuffle he does

Love VAR, always have.

Schar has been unbelievable. Absolutely elite.

Six mins

prob Gordon

SJP is rocking

Fuck VAR, honestly. This is how it's supposed to be.

Theo Hernandez is a class above, but a he's a proper twat

Need Wilson and his dark arts