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That's my assumption. Douglas going hard on the rested thing but he's been left out entirely so clearing injured. Yeah you would definately have him on the bench. I'm surprised he hasn't started Bentaleb tbh as I doubt he has the cognitive capability to process that he has signed a player but is unable to start him due to rules or maybe the bloke in the Kebab shop explained this to him before the game.

I assume ASM is fucked again but Bruce is too afraid to say after knackering him multiple times.

I bet he is quality.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman. Fucking Monkman, more likely. No need for racism mate.

I would have thought they wouldn't have sanctioned a signing without someone going out. Maybe they have somehow terminated willems contract.

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden. Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too. Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit. Yedlin is fine as a wing back like. His pace is ridiculous and whilst he doesn't have a footballing brain wing back is better for him as he has more cover.

Has it been confirmed yet? Gutted to lose him. My favourite NUFC player atm alongside Miggy Same. huge blow Massive, he has been excellent and key this season. You don't get a left back like him for under 20M.

By the way he moves there it looks like he is 97 years old ? Are the BBC allowed to show content from the game before motd? Because Lineker just did.

I had a feeling this might happen.

Queue, I knew I should have taken him off but I didn't, I won't make that mistake again.

ASM is back. Wonder if he will get I jured in the first or second half. I don't see why we are rushing him back again after all that's happened.

Needs to take Almiron off. We've won no sense in him being risked.

Yup, clearly he gets a kickback off the Nuffield.

Who/what is Tom Allan?

Ritchie as well.

Just put a fiver on.

IF we could get a replacement we should sell Shelvey whilst hes in reasonable form as hell go back to dog shit soon for a while then back to being good.

Just got off a flight. Almiron, so happy for him that he is scoring now.

Surely you just tell the missus you are going to the games still and go out on the piss.

We probably walked away when we heard he was available.

Another 33 year old Where’s that strict club policy gone? They've proven they can make exceptions. They made an exception around the rule that states we must have a shit manager when they brought Rafa in.

Its odd we never had an injury crisis under Rafa. The media say its just bad luck for SB though. Maybe he should remove the kebab shop he installed in the training ground.

Shelvey has a cracking shot on him.

As much as that creates uncertainty, it also gives Newcastle potential to remould the squad in the image that Steve Bruce wants. And just as important is the powerful motivation that gives several players to prove that a new deal is justified.