mofo

How underwhelming once again from the club. Fucking hate Ashley. Don't feel any hate towards Caver TBH it's just the fact that I know if he does even a moderately decent job he'll get the gig full time..

Does my head in how many times he says 'listen'.

Is that shit real?? (Not Burns)

Threaten them both or you're not a true mag.

**** BULLSHIT ALERT **** Got told today from a supplier that Laudrup is having a second interview this week. The hp is apparently good friends with Carr. The stumbling block is Laudrup not having the final say on transfers but he expects him to sign a 5 year deal. Like I said most probably bs but thought I would share.

Fucking hell!

Willing to wait until the summer but dreading the rest of the season under chaver..

I believe!

Such a bad feeling about this..

Agreed, on both counts. Yup.

Mate of mine teaches Beardsley's daughter how to drive. Says the hold up is due to television commitments by Garde. He is free to sign after next weekend's games.

Twatter.

Laudrup or Garde? Who would people prefer?? (Btw I know laudrup is only Twitter bollocks)

Honestly if one more fucker on Facebook puts shit like 'looks like Pardew wasn't that bad' I will smash fuck out of my screen..

Keeps being repeated on here, but why?, what news have I missed that's making people so convinced? No idea tbh guess it's just I'm used to the disappointment of being a Newcastle fan.

I can just hear all the knobs at work " you wanted Pardew out and look what we've ended up with! Grass isn't greener aNd all that jazz.." I'm convinced it's Caver now.

I know odds mean nothing but just went to put a tenner on Caver to soften the blow and he's 2-1 now?? :'( Seriously man if this fucking bloke gets the job...

No chance De Boer would come here?? Delusional Geordies!

It's going to be fucking Caver man isn't it.

But he's cockanise.. Der!

Love this thread

Why the negativity?? Caver has had a full week to work with the players and drill into them his own footballing ideas. I've no doubt we will see a great performance.

Wouldn't bother me, just wondering.

Would it bother anyone if the new guy couldn't speak English???