mofo

Got a fiver on a goal between 11mins and 20mins think he scored on exactly 11mins???

Could you tell me what he actually does? Well he managed to bezazzle HBA on the half way line, taking the ball of him will ease, before going upfield to score in the derby. Gozzas replacement and if he turns out better than expected it will be a bonus for me. Oh and fwiw HBA couldnt control the pass, exhibited no skill whatsoever, fell over then when to confront the ref with gloves on while all that went on. he isn't like, he'll be a starter ie Cabayes replacement. As much as i detest Pardcock he ain't Cabayes replacement like. Maybe not, but unfortunately I think he is still being signed to be a stater rather than sit on the bench.

And Scapegoat..

Whats he like on Fifa??

Put this in the not worthy of a thread page yesterday apparently he was at the ground yesterday? The lad from facey is adamant it was him??

No. I'm not?

A lad on facebook reckons he just saw Ayoze Pérez whilst on a stadium tour??? I know nothing of him but a quick google shows he's a striker who plays for Tenerife.

Sam Allardyce? Souness? This twat beats them both, by a distance man. Souness for me like, But there is very little between all the fuckers..

Villa to be sold?? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27372342

I went down to see Dunston in 2012, hopefully go again to watch the heed!

Is the album free and do you get free packs??

Thread title should just read Alan Pardew (Unwanted)

Hopefully..

Could of been born a mackem...

Maybe, i don't know, can you repeat the question? Not for the headbutt but because he a cunt like. Sick of the sight of him tbh.

Think he will be sacked soon like (or do I?)

All the best lad's and lasses, don't post enough on here but I'm like a dirty pervert Watching from a distance.

Former Toon Star: The Day Shearer Knocked Me Out Cold In Boozy Brawl: http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/83018/former-toon-star-the-day-shearer-knocked-me-out-cold-in-boozy Former Newcastle star Keith Gillespie has lifted the lid on the day Alan Shearer knocked him unconscious in a boozy confrontation on a busy shopping street. The 38-year-old former winger, part of Kevin Keegan's famous "Entertainers" line-up, has revealed all about his days as a football hell-raiser in a new autobiography How Not To Be A Football Millionaire. In it he tells how he's blown £7m on gambling, leaving him with little to show from a top-flight career that saw him play for Manchester United, Newcastle and Blackburn amongst others. He tells of the spat with Magpies legend Shearer, which happened on a team-building jaunt to Dublin in the mid-nineties. Gillespie said the trouble started when he began flicking beer bottle tops at his team-mates, with two of them hitting Shearer. The winger admits he enjoyed annoying the then-England and Toon skipper and made him his target. The row came to a head when Gillespie drunkenly knocked cutlery from a table and Shearer insisted he pick it up, which Gillespie ignored. He writes: "Red mist descended, we had a bit of a row and for some reason I asked him if he wanted to take it outside. Madness." They left Dublin's Cafe En Seine and walked side by side to the front door onto a street full of Sunday afternoon shoppers. Gillespie writes: "I took a swing at Shearer but I was punch-drunk and inaccurate. He responded with a blow that sent me flying against a plant pot. I cracked my head and entered the blackout zone. "The next thing I remember is the view from the hospital bed. There was no potential for long-term damage, so I was discharged and returned to the hotel to find that all the lads were out at a function." He said that Shearer soon went to his room along with team-mate and friend Rob Lee. Gillespie said: "Peace was restored before they had even come inside. We ended up laughing about it, although we knew a media storm was inevitable. Which was fair enough really. "What else do you expect when the England captain knocks out a team-mate in broad daylight?" Giggs??

Cheesy chips.

Aye 2-2..

Not seen this?? Could you post a link??

Look, I realise I'm stretching my GCSE maths to its limit here, but I've added up 5.5 + 6.7 + 2.0 + 2.2 + 1.2 and I'm not getting 33. I even used a calculator, and got the wife to check it too. Sure, we've got to pay wages to these people but I've noticed that the policy of adding shit like that into the cost of signing people is only ever done one way, and nobody ever takes back the wages we saved on Guthrie, Smith, Lovenkrands, Ba, Simpson, Forster, Harper and Perch. Never mind their wages, if you're playing the "Net cost" game at least deduct the £13m that we raised in player sales in that vacuum where we signed nobody at all either side of that "spending spree". That £33m is nothing but an absolute fucking lie. [Agree with the rest of the article, though]

Nice to see some of the journo's speaking out, Hopefully they will give pardew a drilling.

Thought it was worth a post. Nonsense.