brummie

Is that new Fulham stand now open? I was starting to think HS2 will be finished before that will.

Don’t even try to explain to the kids what Sundays - not just in terms of football - were like in the 70s and 80s either. *insert Partridge Sunday Bloody Sunday quote here*

Obvs the Glazers are evil money-draining monsters and what not, but you look at signings like Antony, Sancho, Mount - how much were those? 200m plus? - and think they've got decent reason to not spend. I was wondering how many of their squad I'd want at our place. Fernandes. Rashford maybe. And that's it.

And for once, not a woman.

Jesus Christ, how is he not sent off for that? Antony misogynistically into the ref's book.

Guardiola bodaciously waving his hands at the pitch.

They're a bit like Radiohead. Exceptionally good at what they do, you have to admire them, but you wouldn't really want to listen to them too often.

Even taking that into account, his exaggerated yelping makes me want to shoot my telly.

Southgate sat there, nursing a hard-on staring at Mount and Maguire.

We all have our reasons to be cheerful.

"I'm a bit peckish, I might have a BAG OF crisps!"

That famous novelist, William Shakespeare ;-)

Are you taking about the water, or the stillness, though, because my bottle specifically praised the stillness. So, the water could have been dog piss, but still been of a stillness which was delightful.

Drury doing that 'exaggeratedly shout the first name, then say the second name normally' thing. "Grealish plays it through and now ERLING Haaland!"

Not sure if its stillness is delightful, though.

Rodri giving the ball away needlessly. Jesus Christ. That's not meant to happen

I bought a bottle of water the other day, and on its label, it said "DELIGHTFULLY STILL". He's like that.

Peter Drury, I assume.

If Man City win this, they'll climb above us. Can't believe I just said those words.

Can't say a word without building it up just in case it ends in a goal, going for the glory moment. "Aguerooooooo Syndrome"

This commentator is an absolute wanker.

The season still feels very new and like it's 'bedding in' to me, so strange things will seem to happen.

Jesus Christ, Luton genuinely not even trying - not pressing (at all), just watching the match play out in front of them like a training match.

Imagine being a West Ham fan and having to watch that useless lump Antonio heffering around like a moonlighting bin-man.