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I remember when I moved to just off the Saltwell Road in my 4th year at uni, I had no idea there was such a large Jewish community around there, it was gobsmacking - not in an unpleasant way, just surprising - to see the orthodox jews everywhere. EDIT memory plays tricks, it wasn't off Saltwell Road, but it was in Bensham.

Off on a tangent here, but didn't Imre Varadi once suffer a broken leg which could be heard snapping all around the ground? Or am i thinking of someone else? I witnessed something like that happen myself once (Alex Cropley), so it isn't just folklore, these things do happen

A sentence which ranks alongside "i'm shagging that Shannon Matthews's mom" in the "things you like to admit" league.

High one would hope. PS I am on my prayer mat as I write this. I'm guessing that means you'll be sitting somewhere else in Villa Park from now on then? Ha ha, very good!

High one would hope. PS I am on my prayer mat as I write this.

http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/DavidSullivan3.gif Ha ha ha

Mind you, some fucking terrible "defending" there.

What a great goal, Rangers

This is a very interesting thread, but maybe you should edit your OP to mention what you have above? I don't think i'm the only one who was a bit confused at first That's a good point, I did indeed cloud the issue a bit. I've edited it now. Ta!

Good stuff, but I don't know how many times I have to say this, it was *not* a muslim seating area. It was an area of the ground where no booze is served (like the family section and - I believe - the away end) but also where Halal food was available. The attenders could sit there or elsewhere.

Apparently there are loads of Muslim Newcastle supporters. Alan Shariah was their favourite player.

Ha ha, naughty but also very funny.

Villa fan mate from work who I texted as soon as I heard replied with a wish that they will get a points reduction The PL doing the right thing is probably too much to hope for, sadly.

I'm hoping the vile porno dwarf emerges from the big house on the hill with a ring piece the size of the bull ring. She'll probably get off by playing the "too simple to understand what she was doing" card.

Let me reiterate - it wasn't a muslim section. The offer was "you can sit anywhere in the ground where there is availability. However, for your information, in this area of the ground, there is no alcohol served, and halal snacks are available". Who knows, maybe halal snacks will be available all over the ground soon, but for the time being, they were free to sit wherever they wanted. Also, the ground holds 42,640, the average crowd is over 40,000 this season, clearly whilst the club want to get people involved, they're not going to be able to do offers like that all the time.

WTF Luckiest fucking team on earth.

Ha ha ha!!!! Fucking GET IN!

OMFG what a fucking chance.

Theo will score.

He's some player, that boy

Part Nigerian, part Scottish, part cheetah. Bloody hell. Where in the ground would you put him Until Saturday, I'd have said on the bench, but his goal seemed to revitalise him

I'll be talking about it. Something along the lines of did you hear that cunt of a commentator last night.

"this is a match which gets the whole country watching, they'll be talking about it in the offices tomorrow" not in my office we won't. We'll be arguing about whose turn it is to go and get the coffee and what radio station to listen to.

Part Nigerian, part Scottish, part cheetah.

Despite all the money and time I expend on football, I can honestly say I couldn't care less who wins the league. Same predictable cunts, different coloured shirts.